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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1255 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6282 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Join us and experience the joy of growing virtual tomatoes and cucumbers without breaking a sweat (unless you’re mining for diamonds, of course). Our server has AC in every virtual house, so you can stay cool while your virtual spouse enjoys the cold breeze. And don’t worry about tough roads, because we have virtual strollers that can glide over any terrain with ease.
So why stay in a real countryside when you can escape to our Minecraft server and create your own perfect oasis? Join now and leave your real-life drama behind – after all, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your own virtual destiny!