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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a huge fan of music. Rumor has it that if you play a killer solo during the final battle, the dragon will drop a diamond guitar pick as a reward.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies break out in spontaneous dance parties.
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Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted playing hide and seek with players in the Nether. Rumor has it that if you can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors, he’ll grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and excitement of Neon Genesis Evangelion like never before! In this server, you’ll be battling giant creepers instead of angels, and your trusty pickaxe will be your weapon of choice.
Join us for Episode 19 – Introjection, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of obsidian blocks while being chased by a horde of zombie pigmen. Can you survive the madness and make it to the end in one piece?
But that’s not all! We also have a special event called Shot 50, where you have to take a shot of milk every time you defeat a boss mob. Trust us, things can get pretty wild after a few rounds of this game.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Left-Right War, where players must choose a side and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Will you join the Lefties and fight for order and structure, or will you join the Righties and embrace chaos and freedom? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Left-Right Pig? Legend has it that this magical creature can grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Left-Right Pig!
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Join us at our server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has joined our dance parties! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!
But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken who rules over the server with an iron beak!
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Join our Minecraft server because Chuuba got the “con flu” and now we have a whole section dedicated to building giant tissue boxes to help him feel better. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that cares so much about its players’ health?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
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