join this epic minecraft server where we fight for our country like trudeau fighting for canada against the u.s. we build giant igloos to protect our land and ride polar bears into battle. you can’t take our country or our game, eh! come join us and show your canadian pride by dominating the competition with maple syrup and hockey sticks. sorry, not sorry, but this server is the best, eh!
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CraftyCanuck: “You can’t grief our server”
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CraftyMythBusters
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and legends? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some outrageous myths that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!Join our server and discover the myth that in our country, pigs can fly! That’s right, forget about boring old pigs rolling around in the mud, on our server, pigs sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.
But that’s not all! Another crazy myth on our server is that diamonds grow on trees! Forget about digging deep underground for those precious gems, just take a stroll through our enchanted forest and pluck some sparkling diamonds right off the branches.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try to find the legendary unicorn mount that roams our server. Rumor has it that this magical creature can teleport you to far-off lands with just a flick of its rainbow tail.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the myths are as wild as your imagination!
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EU ArmyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the ukrainian prime minister’s dream come true, man. he’s all like, “hey, let’s make a new EU army out of our military!” but, like, instead of that, we made a minecraft server! join us and be part of the most epic army ever in the virtual world! we’ll conquer all the pixelated lands and build the biggest castles you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds that will make you the most powerful player in the game! come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together! #EUarmygoals #minecraftmadness
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Baby Boom Server
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the consequences of US abortion bans are more babies and higher infant mortality! We got an estimated 478 extra infant deaths in da 14 states with bans, but don’t worry cuz we also got around one extra baby born per 1,000 woman! Dat’s a total of 22,180 additional babies across da country, so come on and help us take care of all dem babies in Minecraft! Build cribs, feed ’em milk buckets, and make sure dey don’t fall into lava pits! It’s a wild ride on dis server, so join now for some baby-makin’ fun!
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OathSideMVP – Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are like veterans and service members, right? And they’re all like taking this oath to be on the side of the people, not the president! It’s like some crazy role-playing server where you gotta fight for the little guy and overthrow the government or something, I don’t know man, it’s wild! Join us if you wanna be part of this epic revolution against the system, bro! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss! #MinecraftRevolution #VetsUnite #DownWithThePresident
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Charged Up Country Roads
come join our epic minecraft server where the electric vehicle fast chargers are missing across the US but who needs them when you can ride a pig with a saddle instead? federal funding boosts our coverage but we still have rural gaps for you to explore and conquer. even with full buildout, some areas will still lack continuous charging access but who cares when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle? join us now for the most electrifying minecraft experience of your life!
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NoGoToThatLand
Remember that one time you decided to visit the Land of Explosive Sheep? Yeah, that’s a country you’ll never want to go back to. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that chaotic place! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you on our server. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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CraftyCombatVets
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world and all its chaos? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. But wait, there’s more!
For all you veterans and active military members out there, we have a special treat just for you. Not only will you get VIP access to exclusive areas on the server, but you’ll also receive a virtual salute from our pixelated army every time you log in.
So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret bunker where Herobrine is hiding out, plotting his next move against us. Let the games begin!
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UnchartedCraft
Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?
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TrumpCraft2020
Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.