Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks to keep the peace. Don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
3. Our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY. Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re not as sweet as they look.
4. We host weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures imaginable. From giant toilet castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity. Build a giant toilet house, ride a flying pig, or challenge the server owner to a dance-off (spoiler alert: they have some killer moves).
So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a pumpkin into a disco ball, ride a rollercoaster made of cheese, and battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken? Embrace your inner child and join us today!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blood Type Horoscopes, where your blood type determines your fate in the game. Are you a Type O? Prepare for epic battles and treasure hunts. Type AB? Get ready for magical adventures and secret quests.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Community Driven | Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment. |
| Anti-Griefing Measures | With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities. |
| Online Map | Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map http://map.alexandriasmp.com |
| Regular Events | Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. |
| Shopping District | Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district. |
| Many Fun Addons | We have a few fun addons such as vanilla tweaks improved terrain and simple voice chat. |
Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions. Also, we just got a reset map a few days ago.
Visit our website and apply via our Discord: Discord
A: Visit our website and apply via our Discord server.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.
A: Of course! Our events are open to all players, and we encourage new players to join in and have fun.
A: We just had a reset map a few days ago, but map resets are typically done periodically to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Once you survive the challenges, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest mountains and deepest caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that grants you invincibility and the ability to summon an army of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on the most joever Minecraft server out there!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by juggling flaming chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.
Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).
So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!
