Sakura’s Never-Ending Quest for LOLs

7 years, Anon, Autism Doragon, big butt, comfy life, Community, Companionship, Country Bumpkin onee-san, Eternal Sakura Quest, Failed Actress, Failed Youth Pink Aoi gf, finding your place, Friends, lols, Neverending, Quest, relationships, Sakuras, Small Community, Support, Thread, TOWN

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Potions Brewed:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Hey there, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because this server is where all the action is at!

Picture this: you log in and immediately find yourself in a town filled with Autism Doragons, Failed Actresses, Big Butts, Country Bumpkin onee-sans, and even Failed Youth Pink Aoi gfs. It’s like a dream come true!

But that’s not all! Our server has been around for 7 years, so you know we’re doing something right. We’ve got the friendliest community of players who actually give a shit about you. You’ll never feel alone on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and find your place in the world. Who knows, you might even find your very own Failed Youth Pink Aoi gf waiting for you!

TV-Free MineServer

#mineserver, Apology, City Living, common area, Communication, compromise, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, financial responsibility, Happy, income, MONEY, Netflix, one screen, refusing to pay, Rent, roommates, selfish, tv shows, tv subscription, TVFree, Upgrade

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	81
Animals Bred:	91	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle roommate disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players fight over who gets to control the TV in the common area. Will you be the one to upgrade the Netflix subscription and bring peace to the household, or will you be the one labeled as the TV hog?

Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!

HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	80	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	4558
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	9412
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Battle Standards Raised:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	88	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7887	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6360
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	17
Crops Grown:	4211	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

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