Are you tired of being boxed in by boring old countries like Finland, Norway, and Denmark? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those pesky countries by building your own virtual empire filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot dog that grants wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Finnish, Norwegian, and Danish players who might try to steal your enchanted cookies.
You can join a state, a country, you can form one too!
And so much more! Best of all, You can play in this server with creative mode or survival mode and start a civilization anywhere or join anyone’s. You can even join any states or countries that haven’t been touched on the server yet!
I am also looking for good builders too.
If you want to be whitelisted, sign this form or join the discord:
Do you dream of adventures on a Minecraft server? Would you like to join a community that shapes amazing experiences together, competes in exciting events and discovers the secrets of a completely new dimension?
Our EarthSMP server is the land where your skills come to fruition.
What we offer?
= Custom Items – Create powerful items to become the most powerful on the server.
= Countries – Create your country, form alliances and wage wars with other players on the server.
= Experienced Support Team – Our team is always ready to help you! Whether you need gameplay advice or technical support, you can always count on us.
= Regular Events – You will never run out of emotions at SmiteMC.pl! Regular events provide entertainment for every player, regardless of play style.
= Active Discord – Join our Discord where you can meet other players, learn about upcoming events and participate in server discussions.
Get ready for amazing adventures and join our exciting community on SmiteMC.pl! Together we will discover the power of power in EarthSMP mode.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize defending our virtual borders more than anything else! 🛡️ Join us and witness epic battles as we protect our lands from pesky creepers and zombies.
Our server is like no other, with 60 billion diamondsinvested in building impenetrable fortresses and walls to keep out any unwanted mobs. But don’t worry, we also have a strict immigration policy for players looking to join our ranks.
Why spend resources defending the borders of other countries when you can join us and defend your own virtual homeland? Come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be for all your Minecraft adventures! 🌟
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can rate national cuisines from around the world while building your own culinary empire!
Join us and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other as you travel to different countries in search of the most delicious dishes. From mouth-watering sushi in Japan to cheesy pizza in Italy, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of food critics who will challenge you to EPIC cook-offs and taste tests. Can you impress them with your culinary creations and earn their coveted approval?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your cooking skills while exploring the diverse flavors of the world. Who knows, you might just discover the next big food trend or become the ultimate food connoisseur!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.
On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.
So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃
Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!
Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!
So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣
Welcome to our explosiveMinecraft server where you can unleash your inner pyromaniac! Ever wondered what it’s like to have cannons like in the US? Well, look no further because on our server, we have GIANT CANNONS that shoot out fireworks and diamonds!
Join us for some explosive fun as you watch thesecannons light up the sky with a dazzling display of colors and sparkles. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fireworks factory where you can craft your own explosive creations. Who knew crafting could be so explosive?
So come join us on our explosive Minecraft server and experience the thrill of watching cannons in action. Just be sure to bring your safety goggles and earplugs – things are about to get LOUD!
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.
Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of lists! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:
1. We have a list of every block in Minecraft – Yes, you heard that right! Want to know what block comes after Diamond Ore? We got you covered.
2. We have a list of every mob in the game – From Creepers to Endermen, we know them all. And we even have a ranking of the cutest mobs (spoiler alert: it’s the Pigs).
3. We have a list of every player who has ever joined our server – You could be immortalized in our Hall of Fame! Who wouldn’t want that kind of recognition?
4. We have a list of the craziest Minecraft stories – Like the time a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. True story.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of our epic list-loving community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret list of hidden treasures in Minecraft. Only one way to find out!
Are you tired of living in a world without snow? Well, fear not my friend because on our Minecraft server, we have created a magical winter wonderland where it snows all year round! You can build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and even go ice skating on our frozen lakes. Join us and experience the joy of snow for the first time, it’s snow joke!
We are a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server with minimal plugins, focusing on playing together as a relaxed community. Our server launched on 23 March 2024. Features include no teleportation, claims, McMMO, events, permanent map with no resets, and custom world generation using TerraformGenerator.
Are you tired of the same old Pokemon adventures? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to Lillie, the supposed new face of Pokemon! Rumor has it she got tired of battling and decided to become a professional llama farmer in our virtual world. But beware, her llamas are not your average farm animals – they shoot fireballs from their mouths and can fly! Join now for a chance to ride one of Lillie’s legendary llamas and embark on a wild journey through pixelated landscapes filled with mystery and hilarity. Who needs Pokemon when you have fire-breathing llamas? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us and witness the epic showdown between Moona and Kronii as they throw shades at each other’s woman moments. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary battle of the flying pigs versus the dancing llamas. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in puns? Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.
Are you tired of being deceived by people wearing makeup? Join our Minecraft server where makeup is banned because we believe in keeping it real! No more false advertising or trickery, just pure unfiltered faces and fun gameplay. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of makeup artists who are seeking revenge for being banned. Join if you dare!
Are you tired of getting ghosted by 4chan femanons? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being left on read again! Our community is filled with friendly players who will always respond to your messages, no matter how weird or creepy they may be.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also potentially finding your future e-girlfriend (or e-boyfriend, we don’t judge). Who needs 4chan when you have a whole server of potential soulmates waiting for you?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to being ghosted by 4chan femanons forever!
Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience.
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But don’t worry, our server has special weapons like exploding pickaxes and rainbow swords to help you defeat them.
And if that’s not wild enough for you, how about a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger of power? Rumor has it that whoever eats it gains superhuman abilities and becomes the ruler of the server. Are you up for the challenge?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most bizarre and hilarious NPCs you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who only speaks in puns to a dancing creeper who loves to break it down, you’ll never know what to expect next.
So come join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs to go outside when you can have this much fun from the comfort of your own home? See you there, gamers!
Are you tired of mining for diamonds and iron all day in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where drugs are decriminalized and the only punishment is for those who sell dangerous drugs!
Imagine a world where you can craft potions that give you super speed, strength, and even the ability to fly! Our server is a drug-friendly paradise where you can explore new realms and battle mobs while under the influence of your favorite potions.
But beware, selling dangerous drugs like “Creeper Crack” or “Zombie Dust” will result in being banished to the Nether forever! So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than the game itself is our drug-infused adventures!