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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2982 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.
So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!