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I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Potions Brewed:	190
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6863
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	100
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Votes:	5843
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

Accountability, accountability culture, consequences, discrimination, fair treatment, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, Kanade, Kanades, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Silence, transparency, Victim, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, セクハラ

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magic Items Found:	6898	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	113
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Astral Projections Made:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!