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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 694 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 1263 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 124 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
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