if you want to experience the ultimate in minecraft madness, join us at 999.OMG.999 and prepare to have your mind blown.
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Infinite Pixels – No Big Numbers
come join our minecraft server where the numbers are so big they’re actually small, like tiny ants crawling on a picnic table. you’ll be mining for diamonds so huge they make the sun look like a pebble. our players have built castles so grand they put the pyramids to shame. -
OrphanCraft: 2.9 Mil & Counting
Are you tired of being a lonely orphan in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build a family of blocky characters who will never leave you! With over 2.9 million children already experiencing the death of a parent or grandparent, you’ll fit right in with our grief-stricken community.But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from your real-life sorrows. Build a virtual family, explore new worlds, and fight off pixelated monsters with your newfound friends. Who needs real parents when you have a Minecraft family to support you?
Join now and escape the harsh realities of orphanhood with our wacky and welcoming Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?
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ZzzCraft SMP: Sheep Counting!
Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Our server is so lit that even insomniacs can’t resist falling asleep after just a few minutes of playing. Join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, because our virtual world is so exciting that it will knock you out faster than a sleeping potion brewed by a witch! So come on, join us and experience the most epic sleep aid you’ve ever encountered in your life! -
Finger Counting Kindergarten Math Server
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a math genius like einstein but in block form. we got a secret formula that involves counting ur fingers while u play. our players who count on their fingers see their skills SKYROCKET like a creeper on a hot summer day. non-finger users be lagging behind like a noob trying to fight a dragon with a wooden sword. come join us and level up ur math game while building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs calculators when u got ur trusty fingers? come count with us and dominate the leaderboard like a boss. math has never been this fun, trust us. -
FingerCount ZeroToOne
yo, come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we doin’ math with our fingers and blowin’ minds! we got so much chaos and fun, you’ll be countin’ numbers on your fingers like a madman!join us and experience the thrill of counting to eleven on your ten fingers! who needs logic when you can have fun like this? come on, don’t be a square, join the madness now!
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TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is! -
CountCraft: The Billion Block Challenge
u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server dat will make u question ur very existence. dis server is so cray cray dat u will be like “am i in a dream or did i just eat too many mushrooms?”join dis server if u wanna be part of a community dat is so obsessed with counting to 1 Billion dat they have forgotten how to do anything else. we have a counting competition every hour and the winner gets a virtual high five and a pat on the back.
but beware, once u start counting, u may never be able to stop. some players have been counting for so long dat they have forgotten their own names and now only respond to numbers.
so come on down to our server and see if u have what it takes to count to 1 Billion. but be warned, once u start, there’s no turning back.
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CountingCraft: Speedrun Edition
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…On this server, if you start counting out loud as fast as you can, there will be a point where the number you are on will be the number of seconds it’s taken to get to that number. Mind-blowing, right? So, if you can count to 1k in under 16.67 minutes, you’re basically a Minecraft genius. But wait, it gets even more insane!
If you can count to 10k in under 2.78 hours, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And get this, if you can count to 100k in under 1.16 days, you’ll become a legend in the Minecraft world. People will bow down to your counting skills, I’m tellin’ ya!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and start counting your way to greatness. Who knew counting could be so epic in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this, counting warriors!
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CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!
