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MexiCraft Server: No US Terrorists!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico reforming the constitution because the US called them terrorists lol like wut even. u can be part of the chaos and help rewrite laws while building ur own epic creations. who knew minecraft could be so political and crazy? join now for a wild ride and see what other insane events unfold on our server. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this madness. -
CartelCraze-BeGone!
Are you tired of dealing with pesky cartels ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the U.S. and Mexico have teamed up with their top military units to take down all the cartels once and for all! Fight alongside Navy SEALs and Mexican special forces as you rid the server of drug lords and their minions. Don’t miss out on this epic battle for justice and loot – join now and help us create a cartel-free Minecraft world! -
BoomCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re immediately given explosive-laden drone goggles! Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that sabotage life, baby! Join us and wreak havoc on all those Russian operators trying to mess with our blocky world. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast – literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the most explosive way possible! -
BoomCraft Minecraft Server
yo, dis server be so lit dat even da US military be droppin airstrikes on dem Islamic State fools in Somalia just to get a piece of da action! join us and be part of da most epic battles in Minecraft history. we got crazy mods dat let you ride dragons and shoot lasers outta yo eyes. plus, every time you respawn, you get a free pizza delivered to yo door. ain’t no other server doin’ it like us, so come on and join da madness! -
SydCraft: TNT & Trolls
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a truck of explosives ready to blow up all the haters! We also have an anti-Semitic list that we use to ban anyone who doesn’t appreciate our amazing builds.Once, a player tried to grief our beautiful castle, but we summoned a dragon to protect it and it breathed fire on them until they ran away crying.
We have a secret underground base where we host epic PvP battles with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers that we trained to do our bidding.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and chaos reigns supreme!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we fight off terrorists like ISIS! China is all like “we gonna combat terrorism” after a citizen got killed by those baddies. But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. Join us and help us take down the virtual terrorists while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, just like China’s commitment to fighting terrorism. Let’s do this! -
DroneCraft: Boom Boom Edition
Y’all wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got over 200 long-range drones strikin’ key Russian targets like explosives plants and fuel depots? It’s like a real-life action movie but in blocky pixel form! Come join us and be part of the chaos as we blow up everything in sight. Who needs peace when you can have explosions, amirite? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive fun! -
CraftyCreeperKills
Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can take down some ISIS members in eastern Iraq? Well, look no further, cuz on our server, you can do just that! We got four ISIS dudes, including two big bosses, just waiting for you to come and show ’em who’s boss! Join now for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, Minecraft style! Let’s show those terrorists who’s really in charge in this blocky world! Join now and let’s kick some ISIS butt together! -
TerrorCraft: CharlieHebdo10yrs
omg u guys, dis minecraft server is da bomb dot com! if u dont join, ur basically letting social media terrorists win in france. like, seriously, the minister said so! remember dat charlie hebdo attack? well, dis server is gonna make sure dat never happens again. join us and fight against da terror threat with ur blocky building skills. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on da bad guys. so come on, join now and be a hero in da virtual world! #blockyjustice #minecraftforlife #terroristscantstopus