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Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Animals Bred:	185
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3889	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Zombie Chickens Minecraft SMP

autopsy report, chickens, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, Dead, dead bodies, disturbing images, forensic investigation, forensic science, Girls, graphic content, gruesome details, Horror, Minecraft, murder, post autopsy, psychological thriller, Rotten, smp, SUICIDE, torture, violent death, zombie

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Votes:	9578
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).

Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.

Starlight Skies Minecraft Server

cd projekt red, cyberpunk 2077, fan expectations, game criticism, game delays, game design, game development, game improvements, game marketing, game patches, game release, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, open world, Project North Star, RPG, Server, Skies, Starlight, video games, Witcher IV

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building yet another dirt house? Well, fear not, because on our server, Witcher IV, you’ll embark on a quest to save the world from impending doom!

Join forces with fellow players to battle hordes of evil mobs, uncover hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even tame your own dragon to ride into battle. But beware, the fate of the entire virtual world rests on your shoulders!

So why wait? Join Witcher IV today and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero in a world on the brink of destruction. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary sword of Notch himself is hidden somewhere in the game, waiting for a brave soul to claim it. Will it be you? Only one way to find out!

Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Gun Down Socialists Minecraft Server

civil liberties, controversial opinions, freedom of speech, Government, gun, gun control, Minecraft, political activism, political assassination, Political debate, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, Political unrest, political views, political violence, political violence prevention, radical beliefs, self defence, Server, socialism, Socialists, society

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6518	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pesky socialists ruining your Minecraft society with their crazy ideas? Look no further! Join our server where you can legally gun down any socialist in the middle of the street as self-defence. No more worrying about your virtual society being destroyed by their ridiculous notions. Come join us and exercise your right to protect your Minecraft world from those pesky socialists!

Orc SMP – The Caspurr Chronicles

Caspurr, Chronicles, Orc, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Items Found:	8871	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6376	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our totally outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Meet our resident YouTubers, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, who will entertain you with their hilarious content. From epic builds to epic fails, you never know what to expect on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Rock that Randon Neuring swag like a boss and show off your inner Minecraft superstar.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next viral sensation like Randon and Caspurr. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, LIGHTER, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Sandwiches Come A Knockin’, Server, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF, Zone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4450	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for our newest program “Virtual Revenge” where you can seek vengeance on all those pesky creepers and zombies that have been ruining your day. But that’s not all, we also have special events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” where you can uncover the secrets of the Minecraft world and “When Sandwiches Come A Knockin’” where you can… well, we’re not quite sure what that one is about, but it sounds hilarious!

Our server is so epic, even Agent Combat Intel | Lighter himself is a member. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF (try saying that five times fast) that you can use to unlock exclusive in-game goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

>still the only online multiplayer game… Minecraft SMP

competitive, Game, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game innovation, game studio, Gaming, gtstill, Minecraft, multiplayer, multiplayer experience, ONLINE, Online Community, online competition, online experience, online gaming, Online multiplayer game, online play, online success, platinum, smp, video game, worth a damn

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the only online multiplayer game worth a damn! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who protect the land from griefers and trolls. They will swoop in and peck anyone who dares to cause trouble.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!