u kno wat u shud do instead of worryin bout trade wars? join dis epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s combover! we got creepers dat explode like fireworks and pigs dat fly like pigs! come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #pigscanfly #minecraftforpresident
-
EU vs US Minecraft Server
-
CraftyTrudeau’sRevenge
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode in a rainbow of colors.if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot diamonds out of your hands and fly on a magic carpet made of emeralds.
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you?
so come join us on this epic adventure and become the ultimate minecraft master!
-
CraftyCartels: Trade Wars & Blocky Alliances
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got pigs flying in the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s like a party in your computer, man.you gotta join this server because our president is like, a total boss. he’s all like, “hey trump, you wanna play that tariff game? well, we can play it too, but we’re gonna do it better.” and then he starts trading with china like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a virtual trade war, but with pixelated blocks instead of actual money.
come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is our president’s epic comeback to trump. it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness.