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MineLifeAintSoBad

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight into a pit of lava, losing all your precious loot? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will make you appreciate the chaos of your own life. Who needs therapy when you have creepers blowing up your house every other day? Come join us for a server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Your existential crisis will thank you!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

Anons, Censorship, China, collectivism, culture, establishment, great man theory, heroism, human society, Journey, mao, mass movements, Minecraft, Mockers, narcissism, power, purged, Server, social harmony, social problems, species, Western, Western man

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Votes:	7365	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5000
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mines Excavated:	2201	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	105
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

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Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	8558
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	192
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Emeralds Found:	5153	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!