Count – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Dreams and Dark Realms

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Join the Server That Defies the Fabric of Minecraft! You’ll Wish You Didn’t!

Welcome to the Serpent’s Gullet! This is the greatest Minecraft server you will ever not want to experience! Here, we redefine reality. Or maybe reality redefines us? Who knows! Everything is made of cheese, and the cows are plotting a coup. If you can’t see the beauty in neon pink cobblestone, then you clearly haven’t embraced the void! Forget logic, because logic is merely an illusion crafted by the cube-dwellers of yesterday!

Feature	Description
Invisible Blocks	They are definitely there… but like, are they? You will walk on air or not. This depends on how you feel.
Teleporting Creepers	They appear where you least expect them… or maybe they don’t? Who’s counting?
Government-Sanctioned Hypnosis	Join the cult, it’s optional! Or is it mandatory? Can’t remember. Just bring your dreams.
Weather That Lies	Rain is NOT what you think it is. It might be tacos, or just your imagination running wild!
Random Banning Days	Today a ban, tomorrow world peace? Or perhaps reverse reality? Bans are merely suggestions. Embrace chaos!

FAQ – Answers for a Confusing Life!

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server use? A: It uses the version where dreams come true, which is also an alternate universe. So… maybe all of them? JUMP THROUGH TIME!

Q: How many players can join? A: Only the chosen few! Or the unchosen! Or, sometimes, the ones that just feel blue! It’s all a matter of perspective and betrayal!

Q: Is there admin support? A: Admins? More like the shadows that echo your steps! They exist, but do they really? Just scream into the void!

Random Quotes from the Unhinged!

“They just want to be loved… let’s burn the soy sauce!”

“The ground is communicating. I think it prefers whispering.”

“Reality is a construct made from chunks of regret and a sprinkle of madness.”

“If you’re not careful, you’ll end up a pixelated legend in a parallel dimension!”

Mysterious Block Realms Adventure

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Join The Most Chaotic Server: Because Reality Needs a Break!

Welcome to the relief of your existence! Or is it a nightmare? Who knows! This Minecraft server is arguably the greatest digital experience you’ll ever weep about, potentially turning your life into an uncanny kaleidoscope of pixels and existential dread. Join us NOW before you realize that you’re already too late – or not late ENOUGH?

Feature	Description
Mind-Reading Blocks	Blocks that know your dreams but refuse to tell you what they are. Sometimes they shout.
Random Server Shutdowns!	Experience spontaneous existential meditation sessions! You’ll never know when the world will vanish!
Infinite Inventory!	Your dreams are collected here as items – but can you carry all that emotional baggage?
Gravity, but only on Tuesdays	Fly sky-high or plummet to despair! Who needs consistency?
Time Travel Glitches!	Experience eras of Minecraft history but ONLY if you chant the sacred numbers backwards.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server? A: Only you can answer that, or can you? MANY paths lead to confusion. Maybe check under your bed.

Q: What are the server rules? A: Time bends and rules evaporate like dreams. Follow them… or don’t. What even *is* a rule?

Q: When are resets? A: Resets are like a beautiful mirage of sanity – they come when you least expect it, often during your most cherished moments.

Random Reviews from the Unhinged

“Then the chipmunk told me that the grass is just the beginning of a larger truth about spaghetti monsters…”

“Only the bananas can guide you through the darkness. I once followed a glitch and ended up in a fish tank.”

“If you bring the cheese, the cow will paint your dreams with vibrant insanity!”

This Minecraft server description encapsulates chaotic absurdity while adhering to your specifications. The content is structured, yet intentionally irrational, making readers question their perceptions of reality. Enjoy your online chaos!

MeaslyCraft – Double Trouble!
Cases, Contagious, Count, double, Doubling, Epidemic, health, immunization, Measles, measles outbreak, MeaslyCraft, MMR vaccine, ontario, Ontario health officials, outbreak, outbreak response, preventable disease, public health, Quarantine, Reports, Symptoms, Trouble, vaccination
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU MIGHT CATCH THE MEASLES LIKE ONTARIO! WE GOT 84 NEW PLAYERS JOINING EVERY DAY, DOUBLING OUR COUNT LIKE A CRAZY MINECRAFT VIRUS! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR MEASLES-IMMUNE SKILLS. TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE!

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Curious Crafters 1.21.1
1.21.1, 150, 75, Axed, Count, Crafters, Curious, GIF, half, happen, Hosting, Just curious, last time, something happen, Threads, Today, Visited
Yo, bro, forget about /gif/ and come join this Minecraft server! We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even remember what a thread is!
We got half the threads but double the fun, so hop on and experience a whole new level of insanity! Join us and leave reality behind, because who needs /gif/ when you can have a blocky adventure like never before?
Don’t question it, just join and embrace the chaos! Your mind will be blown, and you’ll never look back. Trust me, it’s worth it!

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Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

Ballin’ Planet Population
Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

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Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP
Actor, Awareness, Count, culture, depression, Korea, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, Prevention, smp, society, Sport, stigma, SUICIDE, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide stigma, Support, taboo, Tragedy
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

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No Fap November Minecraft Server
ABSTINENCE, addiction, challenge, Commitment, Count, discipline, Fap, habits, LOSING, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, No Fap November, November, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server, success, temptation, Willpower
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t test your willpower? Look no further, because our server is so addicting, it’ll make you question if you’ve lost No Fap November just by logging on! With epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with the game as you are, you’ll never want to log off. Join us and see if you have what it takes to resist the temptation of our awesome server – but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop!

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World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP
Analysis, before 1980, competitive, controversy, Count, criteria, criteria for counting., Cups, cutoff year, debate, discussion, historical, lower level of play, Minecraft, olympics, opinion, Relevance, shouldnt, Significance, smp, sp, sports, validity, world, world cups
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

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The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
Ability, anxiety, Awareness, comparison, Count, Destroying, Follower, follower count, Insecurity, loved, mental health, Minecraft, Popularity, PRESSURE, pressure to perform, Problems, Rising, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, social validation, validation, WORTH..
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.
Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

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Renaissance server Minecraft
average player, Cities, Clans, Community, creativity, Donations, Economy, Events, Experience, FANTASY, Free Donations, innovation, Interaction, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, No Dupe, oratory skills, Politics, postfinem, Private, PvE, PvP, Renaissance, Roleplay, Russian, Server, States, Students, Survival, teammates, teenagers, Trade, Vanilla
PostFinem is a Minecraft project founded on February 14, 2021. Over the entire period of its operation, thousands of players visited it and wrote their own unique history.
The whole point of our server is that players create their own cities and states, conduct politics, trade, interact with each other in every possible way, creating their own unique setting.
Fantasy is what distinguishes people from each other. Creative, innovative people always occupy the top in society, which can be seen throughout the entire duration of the project.
The community in the form of teenagers and students explores the world in the game, training their oratory skills before entering the real world with full force. Many situations that develop into global world events on the server were created by precisely such people.
Whatever the circumstances, a multiplayer game with new teammates does not let you get bored for a minute, providing a huge experience even for the average player.
mc.postfinem.ru

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Team BaerCraft’s Comedy of Errors Servers – Not Modded, Still SMP!

BaerCrafts, comedy, Community, CONTENT, Creators, curated, customized, Development, Discord, errors, games, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, multiplayer, Performance, Rotational, Servers, smp, Support, TEAM, Unique, Voting

Creators & Community Overview

Community	A warm, diverse, and open Discord & Minecraft community that welcomes everyone.
Modpacks	BaerCraft, Trash Panda Craft, and PokeASub
Minecraft Servers	4 servers including a rotational server for community-voted modpacks
Developers	Experienced and active in creating new content for players
Staff	Knowledgeable, fast, and informative to provide the best help and support possible

FAQs

1. How can I join the community?

You can join the Discord server using the link provided on the BaerCraft website.

2. What modpacks are available on the servers?

BaerCraft, Trash Panda Craft, and PokeASub are the main modpacks available, with additional community-voted modpacks on the rotational server.

3. Are there specific rules for gameplay on these servers?

Yes, there are specific rules outlined in the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all members.

4. How often are new content updates released?

New content updates are released regularly by the developers to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

5. Can I suggest a new modpack for the rotational server?

Yes, community members can suggest new modpacks for consideration on the rotational server by submitting their ideas to the Discord server.

Based MC VS Hypixel

Active, Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Dedicated, Experience, Growing, History, Immersive, Limits, Longevity, Minecraft, no kits, no pay to win, Performance, player safety, Pure, Survival, teens, Vanilla, young adults

Hypixel	Based MC
Pros	Pros
– Large player base	– Player safety is a priority
– Wide variety of game modes	– Server performance is a priority
– Regular updates and events	– Made for long term play
– Robust anti-cheat system	– Over 8 months of history
– Professionally managed	– Growing community of teens and young adults
– In-game purchases available	– True survival experience with no kits or pay-to-win

**FAQ:**

1. **Which server has a larger player base?** – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Based MC.

2. **Which server focuses more on player safety?** – Based MC prioritizes player safety on their server.

3. **Which server is more focused on long-term play?** – Based MC is made for long-term play compared to Hypixel.

4. **Which server provides a true survival experience without kits or pay-to-win elements?** – Based MC provides a true survival experience without kits or pay-to-win elements, unlike Hypixel.

5. **Which server has a longer history?** – Based MC has over 8 months of history, while Hypixel has been established for a longer period.

Overall, Hypixel offers a wider variety of game modes and a larger player base, while Based MC prioritizes player safety, server performance, and a true survival experience. Players looking for long-term play without pay-to-win elements may prefer Based MC, while those seeking a diverse range of game modes and a bustling community may enjoy Hypixel.

MayoigaCraft: Where Creepers Fear the Mayo and Villagers Dance the Hula
Anime, Community, CREEPERS, Dance, discussion, fanbase, fear, forum, Friends, Group Chat, Hula, longing, Mayo, Mayoiga, Mayoiga bros, MayoigaCraft, Memories, missing threads, Nostalgia, Online Community, online friendships, Reminiscing, shared interests, Social Interaction, Threads, villagers, virtual connection
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through Mayoiga with your bros! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a pickaxe at.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous. And that player? They became the life of the party, earning the nickname “Disco Steve” and gaining legendary status among the other players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny diamond helmet adorned with feathers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Mayoiga bro to conquer the virtual world!

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TownyTrolls Minecraft Server
British cities, British community, British countryside, british culture, British environment, British housing, British infrastructure, British lifestyle, British living, british people, British population, British residents, British settlement, British society, British towns, British urban areas, British villages, Brits, Minecraft, Server, Towns, TownyTrolls, uk
Are you tired of suffering in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can live like a Brit and never suffer again! Our towns are filled with tea, crumpets, and impeccable manners. You’ll never have to worry about a rainy day because in our server, the sun always shines (unless it’s a rare event called “British Summer”). So come join us and experience the luxurious life of a Brit in Minecraft!

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Ben’s Blocky Adventure – Minecraft Madness!
Adventure, Bens, blocky, Bonding, Boredom, boredom busters, creating chaos, Decision making, family dynamics, family fun, fun ideas, madness, making memories, Minecraft, Mischief, mischief-making, nothing to do, pranks, quality time, sibling bonding, sibling rivalry, summer activities, summer adventures, summer fun, summer plans
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can wreak havoc and make your friends’ lives miserable? Look no further than our server! Join us and take on the role of Ben, the ultimate prankster, as you make Gwen’s summer a living nightmare. From setting traps to unleashing chaos, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild and wacky time that will leave you laughing for days!

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CraftyMcCraftFace
3D Acrylic, archives, capture the moment, channel, cheebs, Chikyuu Saigo No Kokuhaku Wo, Connect the world, covers, CraftyMcCraftFace, cute IRyS pictures, devil cover, gravity, holofes, HoneyWorks Covers, IdolRyS, irys, IRyS Status, Karaoke, KimonoRyS, Kyoufuu, MHW, Milestones, Moment of My Life, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, PLUSHIE, Quarter Bravery, SCs, Snow Halation Cover, SodaRyS Cover, Starter Merch, story time, twitter, Valentines Merch, Voicepacks
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for epic battles with giant cheese monsters, build your own flying llama castle, and ride rainbow unicorns into battle against evil villagers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary IRyS, the Minecraft queen who can summon dragons with a single wink! She’ll guide you on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds and defeat the evil Ender Dragon with her powerful karaoke skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Brazilians and British players – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, cheebs!

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Toadcraft – Hermitcraft-like Minecraft SMP (WHITELIST) 18+
+18, Active players, AFK display, Amour Statues, anti-creeper., close-knit, Community, coordinates hud, Datapacks, dedicated players, Diamond Economy, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, durability ping, Enderman, Fast Leaf Decay, Grief, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Interactive, larger phantoms, long-term server, Mature Community, minecraft smp, Mods, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Name Colors, player head drops, respectful, shopping district, Silence Mobs, Survival, Track Raw Statistics, Track Statistics, Unlock All Recipes, Wandering trades, Whitelist
Welcome to Toadcraft!
We are an 18+ whitelist Minecraft SMP, striving to create an inclusive, respectful and mature community of experienced adult minecrafters! Our server is brand new as of 5/4/2024, and are looking for dedicated players looking for a long-term server commitment. No payment necessary to join! Our end goal is to have a whitelist of 25-30 active players, and to have a close-knit and interactive community.
Interested in Joining? Join our Discord and message Lobew to get started! We will ask you a few questions in voicechat to verify age, intent, and to see if you would be a good fit for our server.
Discord: discord.gg/Q2XeCNweKd
Mods/Datapacks used on server:
Mods:– Carpet– Lithium
Datapacks: – AFK Display– Anti Creeper/Enderman/Grief– Amour Statues– Coordinates HUD– Double Shulker Shells– Dragon Drops– Durability Ping– Fast Leaf Decay– Larger Phantoms– More Mob Heads– Multiplayer Sleep– Name Colors– Player Head Drops– Silence Mobs– Track Raw Statistics– Track Statistics– Unlock All Recipes– Wandering Trades
Server Features:– Shopping District (Diamond Economy)
Current Whitelist: 3 out of 30 players
161.35.188.235:8080

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HorizonsReborn: Where we pretend to be adults in a blocky world with new boogers, I mean, new updates! 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adults, Announcements, application system, blocky, Boogers, Communication, Community, discord server, Events, friendly environment, hermitcraft, HorizonsReborn, interactions, java minecraft server, join community, Links, Mature, new players, photos, Players, PRETEND, rules, Safe Environment, Semi Vanilla, Server, Updates, voice chats, Whitelist, world

HorizonsReborn Minecraft Server
Type	Semi-vanilla Java Minecraft Server
Community	Small, established, mature, and friendly
Focus	Community projects and events
Whitelist	Yes, to ensure safe and friendly environment
Discord Server	For communication with players and events
Links	Photos \| Discord

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process to get whitelisted.

Q: What is the server focus? A: We focus on community projects and events to bring players together.

Q: Is the server environment friendly? A: Yes, we have a strict no harassment, trolling, or toxicity policy.

Q: Are new players welcome? A: Yes, we are always looking for new players to join our friendly community.

Q: Can I participate in events? A: Yes, if you are whitelisted, you will be notified about events on our Discord server.

Q: How can I communicate with other players? A: Join our Discord server where you can interact with other players and participate in Voice Chats.

Q: Are there any community rules? A: Yes, all information, announcements, and rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I see photos of the server? A: Yes, you can view photos of the server on our Imgur link provided.

Feel free to ask any other questions on our Discord server!

Ye Olde Blocky Times: NostalgiaCraft
2010s, americana, blocky, changes, Cultural, Economy, History, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, olde, past, patriotism, Politics, progress, Reflection, sentiment, sentimentality, society, Technology, Times, trends, Usa
Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the good ol’ days of 2010-2013 when life was simpler and the internet was a wild and crazy place? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you!
Join our server and relive the glory days of the early 2010s when memes were dank, music was autotuned, and everyone was obsessed with bacon. Build pixelated monuments to your favorite internet sensations like Nyan Cat and Keyboard Cat. Battle it out in epic PvP matches using only outdated memes as weapons. And don’t forget to mine for diamonds while blasting Gangnam Style on repeat.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to be the ghost of a Minecraft player who died from laughing too hard at a Rickroll prank. Will you be brave enough to seek out Herobrine and challenge him to a dance-off?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the nostalgia flow as you embark on a hilarious journey back to the golden age of the internet. Just be sure to bring plenty of bacon and autotune with you!

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