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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 893 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Crops Grown: | 6142 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 315 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 632 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 792 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex showing up uninvited to your apartment complex? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your ex’s antics look like child’s play.
Join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a truck spinning its tires on the grass, damaging the landscaping in the process. Our community is so lit, even the police might get involved (just kidding… or are we?).
With neighbors yelling, flower beds being destroyed, and exes demanding breakups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you ever need a mental health counselor instead of the police, just let us know – we’ve got your back!
So come on over and join the chaos – who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server? You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
