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Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	New Chunks Explored:	507279
Potions Brewed:	165	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Farms Harvested:	400	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!