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NoFucksCraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a fig, couldn’t give a flying fuck, couldn’t give a hoot, couldn’t give a rat’s ass, couldn’t give a toss, couldn’t give two figs, couldn’t give two hoots, couldn’t give two shits, Detachment, disinterest, Disregard, indifference, insouciance, lack of interest, NoFucksCraft, nonchalance, not caring, unconcern

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks, or participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself!

We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant slime and bounce your way through the world, or even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around wherever you go.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig steed blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Alternative comics, Comic Book Artists, comic book collectors, comic book community, comic book creators, comic book enthusiasts, Comic Book Fans, comic book industry, comic book lovers, comic book readers, Comic Book Writers, Dying Breed, fanbase, Geek Culture, graphic novels, indie comics, mystic, Nostalgia, Pekomikobros, PIXEL, pop culture, Realm, Underground comics

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical rainbow unicorn on steroids, but in a good way! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling fierce mobs and exploring mysterious dungeons.

We have more custom plugins than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with more explosions and less tigers.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than a cactus in a desert, and they’ll have your back like a trusty diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the Pekomikobros family. We’re a dying breed, but we’re going out with a bang – literally, because we love blowing stuff up!

2025Fam SMP – How’s ur year?

2025Fam, Hows, smp, year

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, I swear!

So like, apparently, there’s this secret underground base where all the players meet up and have epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. And get this, the admins are actually aliens from another dimension who give out diamond armor like it’s candy on Halloween!

And like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I know, right?? Who even knew llamas were magical?!

So like, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and let’s go on this crazy adventure together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lololol.

CraftyLottoWinners

aspirations, CraftyLottoWinners, dream come true, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, financial freedom, Fortunate, goals, jackpot, life changing, Lifestyle, long-term security, Lottery, Lucky, luxury, MONEY, Planning, wealth, windfall, winning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ores Mined:	9681	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Imagine winning the lottery and instead of buying a mansion or a yacht, you decide to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the pixelated skies. And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Plus, where else can you say you’ve partied with llamas and danced with dragons?

TankerTracksCraft

accident, ANCHOR, Baltic Sea, cables, Cleanup, coast guard, Damage, drag marks, environmental impact, finland, Incident, investigation, Maritime, oil spill, Pollution, Safety, shipping, Tanker, TankerTracksCraft, Vessel

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	2954	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, so on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got a whole bunch of wild stuff going on that’ll make you wanna join faster than a creeper explosion! Picture this: Finland finds anchor drag marks left by a tanker that broke cables, right? Well, on our server, we got a whole storyline where you gotta find the culprit who did it and bring them to justice! Will you be the hero that saves the day or the villain that causes chaos? Only one way to find out, join our server now! Plus, we got custom mobs like zombie sailors and skeleton pirates roaming around, ready to give you a run for your diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s sail the high seas of Minecraft together!

Grifland server Minecraft server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	3264	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

The owner of the server “Grifland Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Anar9.aternos.me:39926

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, update, Version 1.21.1

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative Server, No-Griefing Survival SMP, Griefing SMP
Server Features	Regular updates, Player events, Minigames (Spleef)
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, we actively update and maintain the server.
Are there player events on the server?	Occasionally, we run player events with survival rewards.
Can I trust my progress on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
What type of minigames are available on the server?	We have recently added minigames such as Spleef.

Wayward Realms Await 1.21.3

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, forget about Wayward Realms, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide.

Our diamonds sparkle brighter than your grandma’s dentures on bingo night.

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear top hats and skeletons do the Macarena.

Don’t wait for Wayward Realms, join us now and let’s get this party started!

TastyTeaspoonCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must put a teaspoon of hot sauce on ALL your food, no matter how bizarre the combination! Want to enjoy a slice of cake with a hint of spice? Or how about some watermelon with a kick? Join us for the ultimate culinary adventure and see how your taste buds survive in this fiery world of flavor! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite dish that will leave you craving more heat in every bite. So come on, spice up your Minecraft experience and join us for a wild ride of gastronomic proportions!

RussianAI2024ElectionHack

2024.., ai, apartment, cybersecurity, December 31, Department of Treasury, digital security, Disinformation, election interference, foreign interference, HACKING, intelligence, interfere, investigation, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, Russian government, RussianAI2024ElectionHack, Server, Technology, us elections

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9336	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we found in apartment funded by russian government!!! our AI is so OP it interfered with 2024 US elections, like what even?? Department of Treasury be like “wut” on December 31, 2024 😂😂😂

join us for crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even uncover some government secrets while you’re at it 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ who knows what you’ll find in our wacky server! plus, our russian-funded apartment gives off major spy vibes, so you’ll feel like a secret agent while playing 😎

come on, don’t miss out on the most scandalous minecraft server out there! join now and let the chaos begin 🤪🔥🕶️

COVID Chaos Clinic

caregiver burden, Challenges, Chaos, Clinic, covid, Diagnosis, economic costs, gaps in care, germany, GPS, Healthcare, healthcare services, healthcare system, inconsistent care, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, pandemic aftermath, patient support, Patients, post-COVID-19, Recovery, support services, Treatment

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the post-COVID madness in germany and build ur own world of craziness! our GPs are here to diagnose ur blocky problems and treat u with the finest virtual care. high caregiver burden? not here, just grab ur pickaxe and start mining! economic costs? pfft, just trade some diamonds with ur fellow players. come join us and escape to a world where the only gap is the one u jump over to get to the next level of FUN!