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ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, basically, the Bakuman daily got taken over by a group of llamas who are now running the show. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! They’re making all the decisions now and they’ve got some wild ideas for the server. Like, they want to build a giant llama statue in the spawn area and have llama races every Saturday. It’s a whole llama drama, I tell ya!

But hey, if you want in on the chaos and llama shenanigans, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you can beat the llamas in a build battle, they’ll crown you the llama king or queen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to rule over the llama kingdom!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9871
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Repeal the 22nd Amendment Minecraft Server

22nd, 22nd amendment, amendment, America, constitutional law, Democracy, Economy, election, FDR, Government, History, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, Presidency, presidential term, repeal, Server, term limits, trump, united states, Victory, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of only being able to elect a president twice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we say no more! Join us and help us repeal the 22nd amendment so we can have a president for life – just like in the good old days!

Imagine a world where Trump is ruling the United States forever, guiding us through tough times with his unmatched leadership skills. With the economy booming and wars being won left and right, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this epic journey?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and help us make America great again, and again, and again! Hail victory, friends – the fun never ends on our server!

Crafty Couple Minecraft SMP

advice column, Commitment, Communication, couple, Crafty, DATING, emotional connection, Girlfriend, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, partner, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, smp, Support, Thread, Trust, Wednesday, Wife, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Crafty FNG Minecraft Server

afk strategy, Brick or Treat, Chapter 2 Remix, Crafty, Eminem, Felina, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, ice spice, Juice WRLD, Kyran Aryk, LEGO XP, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling, Server, Shop, snoop dogg, Stadium Lights, Stats, stw

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	768	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! Picture this: Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale while you complete insane quests and level up at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind and Season XP Leveling Pace that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the Mission Alerts for StW – it’s like a whole new world of craziness.

And coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience. That’s right, ANY experience. Plus, if you get 50 levels in any mode, you unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free! How cool is that?

But the fun doesn’t stop there. The Stadium lights up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6, Rocket Racing V31.40 is a whole new level of excitement, and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40 is a spooky good time.

And if you join our Fortnite Crew November, you’ll get to hang out with Kyran Aryk and experience even more outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Peru: What’s Going On? Minecraft SMP

Communication, Community, culture, Curiosity, current events, discussion, forum, Global, Int, Interaction, International, internet, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, online presence, peru, Peruvians, smp, social media, south america, speculation, trending, whats

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Votes:	551	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where Peruvians have taken over /int/ because they heard we have the best virtual ceviche in town! That’s right, our server is known for its delicious virtual food that will have you coming back for more. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret llama sanctuary hidden deep within our world where you can ride llamas into battle against the evil creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	6802
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the gayest place to be in the blocky world! Join us for rainbow-colored sheep, fabulous unicorn mounts, and a disco party every night in the virtual club!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gaylord, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find him in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a glittering wand that shoots out rainbows!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner fabulousness shine through! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our pixelated paradise!

Sunny Splosion’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3746	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	194	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us and witness the epic saga of Niji escapee buffs disappearing and Hex collabs causing chaos. Will you be the hero who saves the day or will you join the dark side and cause even more mayhem? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft SMP anywhere else! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, Sakura is here to shake things up! Sakura is so over your shenanigans, anon, and she’s ready to show you what a real Minecraft server is all about.

Join Sakura’s server and experience the thrill of battling giant pink fluffy unicorns, mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored lava, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

But that’s not all! Sakura’s server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join Sakura’s server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! But remember, don’t mess with Sakura – she’s had enough of your nonsense.

3D Minecraft SMP Transition Troubles

3D Graphics, 3D technology, game adaptation, game analysis, game challenges, game community, game criticism, game design, game development, game evolution, Game Franchises, game graphics, game history, game innovation, Game Mechanics, game nostalgia, game series, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, TRANSITION, transitioning to 3D, troubles, video games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	9570	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Potions Brewed:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have transformed the game into a 3D extravaganza that will blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between Steve and Herobrine in stunning 3D graphics. Watch as they duke it out in the most intense PvP matches you’ve ever seen, all while dodging creepers and dodging lava pits.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on insane missions like rescuing villagers from evil zombie overlords or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the Nether. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate 3D Minecraft adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played in 2D in the first place!