once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of persistent coughers who roamed the land. but these were not just any coughers, oh no. these coughers coughed like metronomes, keeping everyone in perfect rhythm.
scientists were baffled by this phenomenon and decided to study these coughers. they discovered that the key to capturing cough variability and trends in healthcare was to monitor them continuously. but little did they know, the coughers had a secret.
they were actually minecraft players who had stumbled upon a magical server where their coughs were transformed into powerful weapons. with each cough, they could summon lightning bolts and rain fire upon their enemies.
now, we invite you to join our server and harness the power of the coughers. become a master of cough-fu and dominate the land with your epic coughing skills. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the coughing begin!
imagine sprinting through our pixelated world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust as you dominate every race. with our fine particulate matter, you’ll be breaking records left and right, making Usain Bolt look like a snail on a leisurely stroll.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the fastest minecraft player in history. just don’t forget to wear your running shoes, because you’ll be zooming past everyone in no time.
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
|---|---|
| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.
The current season started back in the middle of August in ’24.
Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to be reset for a very long time.
New players are joining every week, and there is almost always someone online for you to play with.
The server has a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs, and it is steadily growing.
Players can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host their own.
First of all, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, like for realzies. And our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited cake and ice cream, because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will give you special powers like the ability to shoot rainbows out of your butt. And every full moon, we have a dance party with talking animals and disco balls made of glowstone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your entire life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it. But who hates fun and happiness, am I right? Join now and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all – our barber shop is run by a team of zombie pigmen who have been trained in the latest hair styling techniques. Trust us, you’ve never seen a fade like the one they can give you.
So come join our server and get ready to slay both mobs and bad hair days!
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER QUEEN!
PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT AND THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SOFTIE WHO JUST WANTS A HUG!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?!