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MineCraftMedicine
Forget about medicine or rest, on our Minecraft server, we have a magical potion that cures all ailments! Just log on and your virtual character will instantly feel better, no matter how sick you are in real life. Who needs a doctor when you have pixelated healing powers at your fingertips? Join now and say goodbye to sickness forever! -
Cough Drop City
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yeah, you heard me right! And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on! And these unicorns can talk and tell jokes, bro!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine all the bling you could get from that bad boy! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cough Drop Bag of Silence, rumored to make you invisible to mobs and players alike!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!
Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever! -
Blocky Cough Outbreak
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time! -
SickmasSquadCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.
Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?
Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!
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Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles
so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough! -
CabCraft: Clothes Toss
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can be the master of your own destiny.Looking for a place to hang out with friends and have a blast? Look no further! Our server is the perfect spot for double or triple dates with your in-game buddies. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with your pals?
Feeling under the weather? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to chill and relax, even if you have a virtual virus causing you to have a Minecraft flu. Plus, there’s no need to worry about infecting anyone else in the game – unless you want to start a virtual epidemic, that is!
Join us now and experience the ultimate gaming escape where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs awkward FaceTime calls and cab rides when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world? Don’t be an in-game asshole – come join us today!
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CoughCraft: The Variable Server
join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of persistent coughers who roamed the land. but these were not just any coughers, oh no. these coughers coughed like metronomes, keeping everyone in perfect rhythm.
scientists were baffled by this phenomenon and decided to study these coughers. they discovered that the key to capturing cough variability and trends in healthcare was to monitor them continuously. but little did they know, the coughers had a secret.
they were actually minecraft players who had stumbled upon a magical server where their coughs were transformed into powerful weapons. with each cough, they could summon lightning bolts and rain fire upon their enemies.
now, we invite you to join our server and harness the power of the coughers. become a master of cough-fu and dominate the land with your epic coughing skills. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the coughing begin!
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PotionCrafters
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the craziest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. that’s what this server is all about, dude.we got, like, a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for, like, space technology and stuff. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. you can trade those eggs for, like, special weapons and armor. it’s nuts, dude.
plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks, man. it’s the dream.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Luminary Falls SMP Fun Zone
Engaging Server Activities, Whitelist Application Processes, Falls, Enhanced Gameplay Mechanics, dynamic world explorationπ Welcome to Luminary Falls! π
Type: Semi-Vanilla Version: 1.21.4 Play Style: Cross-Play Age: 18+ LGBTQ+ Friendly Status: New
π About Us
Luminary Falls is a fresh adult community for those who love Minecraft. This is a semi-vanilla server that runs on Paper with cool plugins and datapacks to make your time here fun and smooth.
π§ Plugins
- Shopkeepers: Make shops with NPCs for easy trade.
- GSit: Sit, lay, or crawl around the world.
- Easy Armor Stands: Place armor stands for cool decor.
- BlueMap: See the world and builds on our map in Discord.
- Simple Voice Chat: Chat with friends for fun and laughs.
π¦ Datapacks
- Double Shulker Shells: Get two shells from each Shulker.
- Multiplayer Sleep: One player can skip the night.
- Fast Leaf Decay: Leaves fall quicker than in vanilla.
- Custom Nether Portals: Shape your portals however you like.
π Whitelist Info
To keep things safe and fun, we use a whitelist. Hereβs how to join:
- Join our Discord: Discord Link
- Read the rules.
- Apply in the whitelist channel using the βWhitelistβ option. Show us you care!
π Server Rules
- Respect all members.
- Adults only.
- No cheating.
- No duping (except TNT).
- No griefing or stealing.
- Only consensual PVP.
- Be nice to everyone.
π Thanks for reading!
We canβt wait to see you in Luminary Falls!