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FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

Bathroomthemed, BLOCKAGE, city, clog, disposal, Environmental, Experience, flushable, FlushableMemes, FlushCraftz, Infrastructure, maintenance, Management, Minecraft, Plumbing, Pollution, PottyPlays, Problem, regulations, RESPONSIBILITY, sanitation, septic system, septic tank, Sewer, ToiletTrendz, Ultimate, waste management, wet wipes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4768	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

anger, art, Bitch, Confrontation, criticism, emotional, fear, Horror, hypothetical, insult, kill, MAYHEM, Minecraft, murder, Painting, reaction, Revenge, stuck up, stupid, Tomie, Tomies, violent

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2840
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7595	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

FunkyCreeperCraft: Your Quest Begins Now, Noob!

Allegory, animal bodies, Begins.., Crucified, Cruelty, Empathy, Evolution, FunkyCreeperCraft, Language, LIMITATIONS, Math, noob, Pain, Quest, Reality, reason, Souls, SPIRITUAL, symbology, symbols, Tension, thieves, translation, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no deep philosophical discussions? Well, look no further! Join our server where we dive into the mysteries of the universe while building epic creations!

Join us as we explore the symbolic meaning behind Christ being crucified between two thieves. Uncover the secrets of ancient wisdom and learn how math, symbols, and allegory can unlock the mysteries of the universe.

Ever wondered why we are of spiritual nature and placed into animal bodies? Well, on our server, we dive deep into these big questions and challenge our souls to evolve and learn through the trials and tribulations of Minecraft reality.

So why wait? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way!

LimeCraft: Go Green or Go Home!

Blue, bluefags, control, Europe, EYES, genocided, green eyes, Green.., home, LimeCraft, Master, master race, Race, True

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there, where the green-eyed warriors reign supreme and the bluefags tremble in fear! Join us as we conquer Europe and establish our dominance, one block at a time.

But beware, on this server, nothing is as it seems. The cows can fly, the creepers breakdance, and the lava turns into chocolate milk (not really, please don’t jump in the lava thinking it’s actually delicious).

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, anything can happen. Join us now and be a part of the legendary green-eyed army, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Don’t be a bluefag, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, destined to be immortalized in the annals of gaming history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyTrendz: “Omg tell me about a game/gaming related thing you like” – a unique and trendy Minecraft server name that’s sure to grab attention!

Attention, Board Games, CraftyTrendz, esports, Game, game development, Game Mechanics, gamegaming, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming passion, gaming platforms, gaming technology, Grab, Minecraft, multiplayer, OMG, online gaming, related, RPG, Server, Single player, strategy, trendy, Unique, video games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	900549	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Not convinced yet? How about this – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers until the sun comes up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a quest to find the legendary golden potato, rumored to have the power to turn players into invincible warriors. And if that’s not enough, we have a giant maze filled with angry villagers who are just dying to give you a tour of their village.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft server now and experience a world like you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TweetCraft – Where the only thing crawling in our shithole is creepers! #MinecraftMadness

2013-2014, Based, books, Cool, crawling, CREEPERS, Elon twitter, funnier, funny, Hangout, INTERESTING, MinecraftMadness, Mogs, new, normies, POL, redpill, shithole, spergs, telegram chats, Thought-provoking, TweetCraft, twitter, white nationalist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Emeralds Found:	8288
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Twitter and looking for a new cool hangout spot? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! We have white nationalist creepers, /pol/ inspired villagers, and memes that will make you spit out your diamond sword in laughter.

Not only that, but our community is full of hilarious people who will redpill you on the ways of the blocky world. Get invited to exclusive telegram chats where we discuss the deep lore of Minecraft and debate the best block placement strategies.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, Elon Musk himself has taken over our server and is dropping knowledge bombs left and right. It’s like a virtual TED talk, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old professors.

So why waste your time on Twitter when you could be joining us on this epic Minecraft adventure? Come join us and let the memes flow like water!

Minecraftia LOL Squad – Join the league of epic adventures with us! #gamersunite #minecraftmadness

Account Stats, Adventures, blood moon, Builds, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, GamersUnite, High Noon Event, Join, Latest Patch, League, league of legends, League of Legends Community, lol, lolg, Minecraftia, MinecraftMadness, MOBA, Model Viewer, online gaming, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, squad, Upcoming Content, video game, zed, Zyra

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than infernal drakes in a blood moon? Look no further than our server, where we have more fun than a yordle in a teemo hat!

Join us now for our High Noon Event, where you can duel it out with Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in a showdown hotter than Brand’s ultimate. Trust us, it’s gonna be more lit than a fireball from Annie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even Garen would spin to win just to be here. Check out our latest patch notes, because we’re always updating and adding more craziness than a Lulu ult on a Cho’Gath.

And don’t even get us started on our builds and account stats. They’re so OP, even Riven players would be jealous. Want to see your champion in action? Our model viewer will have you saying “gg ez” in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a ride more wild than a Sion ult through the jungle. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, blame Teemo.

CraftyAF Minecraft Server: ‘>be me’ – Build, Mine, Slay, Repeat with the coolest crew around #MinecraftGoals

BUILD, COOLEST, CraftyAF, CREW, Cycle, Decisions, Development, growth, gtbe, inspiration, life satisfaction, mental health, Minecraft, MinecraftGoals, motivation, perseverance, personal journey, procrastination, progress, repeat, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, shameful, slay

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of the never-ending cycle of shame and procrastination in your life? Do you want to break free from the mundane and embark on a wild adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and let your shame fuel your creativity as you build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. Use your past mistakes as stepping stones to success in a community that embraces all your flaws and quirks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to mythical creatures and legendary treasures waiting to be discovered. Fight off zombie hordes, mine for diamonds, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and break free from the cycle of shame and procrastination. Your epic adventure awaits!

Minecraft BootyBay – Get your Pantyshots now! #SlayinCreepers

Anime, anime fandom, anime girl’s, anime tropes, BootyBay, controversial, ecchi, Fan Service, fanservice, favorite pastime, japanese animation, Japanese media, Minecraft, objectification, otaku culture, Pantyshots, perverted, Schoolgirls, Sexualization, SlayinCreepers, taboo, underwear

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true beauty of anime? Well, look no further because our server is anime’s favorite pastime!

Join us and enter a world where every block is shaped like your favorite anime characters. Watch as Naruto battles it out with Sailor Moon in an epic showdown for the title of ultimate block builder.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs, like the Kawaii Creeper who explodes into a cloud of glitter and rainbows. And don’t forget about the Tsundere Skeleton who will shoot arrows at you while blushing uncontrollably.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: “Block You Like a Creeper”

Abuse, assault, BLOCK, consent, creeper, crime, criminal behavior, fear, Harassment, intimidation, Justice, LolCraft, mental health, Misogyny, rape, Safety, sexism, social justice, Threats, Trauma, victimization, VIOLATION, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Star Shards Collected:	208	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn area is a giant hot tub filled with friendly creepers giving out free massages. 2. Our server mascot is a chicken riding a pig wearing a top hat and monocle. 3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players who lose in PvP battles have to do the Chicken Dance for an hour straight. 4. Our admin team consists of highly trained monkeys who can build entire castles in a matter of seconds. 5. Every full moon, we have a special event where all players have to speak in Shakespearean English or be cursed with exploding sheep.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride of madness and mayhem on this epic Minecraft server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting jumped by a pack of evil bunnies or being challenged to a build battle by a talking llama. Trust us, you won’t regret it!