CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Servers

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  • CouchPotatoCraft

    CouchPotatoCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as a warm couch on a cold night? Look no further! Our server is so cozy, even the smelliest of players will feel right at home.

    Join us and experience the heartwarming feeling of denying a homeless person a place to sleep, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have a blast while doing it.

    Come on in and help us create a community where everyone is welcome, even if they smell like they haven’t showered in months. Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can have outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CouchPotatoCraft

    CouchPotatoCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and furniture wars.

    Picture this: your in-laws bought a couch that your dog allegedly scratched, but it was hidden so no one noticed. Then, they give the couch to your husband’s friend, leaving you with a broken recliner couch in your TV room. Now, your husband is hinting that he wants you to buy them a new couch because, well, why not?

    But fear not, on our server, you can escape the real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only battles you’ll be facing are against creepers and zombies. So come join us and leave the couch drama behind – unless, of course, you want to build a virtual couch empire in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

    CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t make you feel like you’re crashing at your sister’s overcrowded house during a family get-together? Look no further! Our server offers unlimited wifi, no line-ups for showers, and most importantly, no sleeping on couches or floors!

    Join us and escape the chaos of family gatherings gone wrong. We promise you won’t have to call off any get-togethers or waste anyone’s time. Plus, we won’t judge you for booking a hotel room instead of suffering through a cramped house situation. So come on over and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CouchPotatoCraft

    CouchPotatoCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape uncomfortable situations like a pro! Are you tired of friends trying to move in and take over your space? Look no further, because on our server, you make the rules!

    Join us and build your own virtual house where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates trying to cozy up in your bed. We understand the importance of boundaries, especially when it comes to sharing your Minecraft space.

    Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who makes you uncomfortable with just a click of a button. No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just pure gaming bliss.

    So come on over to our server and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy the game without any real-life drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a friend who thinks they can move in and take over your virtual couch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

    CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft room with strangers? Join our server and never worry about random online friends taking over your space! We promise no one will storm into your virtual room and demand you clean it. Plus, we have plenty of virtual bathrooms for everyone, so no need to share your personal items with strangers. Join now and experience the ultimate virtual privacy! #NoRoommatesAllowed #MinecraftBoundaries

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

    CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck at your desk while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server lets you play from the comfort of your couch, because who needs a desk anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Join us and witness the majestic llama architecture firsthand.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just imagine the chaos that ensues when you log in and find all your diamonds have been replaced with…potatoes!

    So come join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly spooky Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

    CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with careless roommates and their messy partners? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no spilled wine on your virtual couches, only epic adventures and pixelated fun!

    Join us and escape the drama of real life roommates who invite their clumsy girlfriends to move in without your consent. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone ruining it with red wine spills. Plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll never have to deal with awkward roommate confrontations again.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs roommates when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fexial Games Fun Zone

    Fexial Games Fun Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fexial Games

    Welcome to Fexial Games! In this cool server, you can play:

      • Oneblock
      • Bedwars
      • And more fun games!

    Join us and have a blast!


    Server Info:


    Come on in and enjoy the fun!

    fexial.ddns.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vnbwp Bedwars Fun Zone!

    Vnbwp Bedwars Fun Zone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vnbwp Server Info

    Game: Minecraft Bedwars & Practices

    Support: 1.8.8 to 1.21

    IP: play.vnbwp.xyz

    play.vnbwp.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Pen: Quest for Freedom

    The Pen: Quest for Freedom

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Pen [Roleplay]

    Server Type: Non-OP, Prison Features: Guards, Quests


    Join the Fun!

    Discord: Join Here Server IP: play.thepen-mc.net


    What’s the Deal?

    Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

    Do you miss the old days of Prison Servers? Back when you had to grind and fight to live? If you do, this is your spot!


    What Makes This Server Different?

      • Become a Parolee: Leave prison and build a farm for cash.
      • Prestiges: Get rewards after hitting top rank.
      • Guards: They help new players and keep the peace.
      • Quests: Complete tasks for cash or cool items.
      • Gangs: Join a gang and fight for top spot.
      • No Swords or Potions: Guards will fight you if they see them.
      • The Grind: Smelt ores and walk through PVP zones to sell.
      • Rent a Cell: Store stuff or build your shop.
      • Start Small: Basic tools and leather armor to start.
      • Solitary Confinement: Misbehave and face the time.
      • Bounties: Put a price on your foes.
      • Auction House: Sell items at auction.
      • Parkour Challenges: Coming soon!
      • Earn Money: Fishing, farming, mining.

    Ranks

      • A: Default Prisoner
      • B: $25,000
      • C: $80,000
      • D: $250,000
      • E: $800,000
      • Parolee: $1,500,000
      • Citizen: $2,000,000
      • Guard: Keeps peace and takes contraband.
      • SrGuard: Experienced Guard with mod powers.
      • Warden: Admin role.
      • SrWarden: Senior Admin role.

    What’s a Guard?

    Guards bring roleplay and order. They protect new players and enforce rules:

      • No PVP
      • No Swords
      • No Potions
      • No Bows

    Break rules in front of a Guard? You might end up in Solitary for 5 minutes!


    We need Guards! Join the server and Discord to apply!

    Let’s bring back Classic Prisons!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP