Couch Minecraft Servers

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  • NoSisNoMinecraftServer

    NoSisNoMinecraftServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

    Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

    But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

    PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

    CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t make you feel like you’re crashing at your sister’s overcrowded house during a family get-together? Look no further! Our server offers unlimited wifi, no line-ups for showers, and most importantly, no sleeping on couches or floors!

    Join us and escape the chaos of family gatherings gone wrong. We promise you won’t have to call off any get-togethers or waste anyone’s time. Plus, we won’t judge you for booking a hotel room instead of suffering through a cramped house situation. So come on over and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tipsy Minecraft SMP

    Tipsy Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be cuddling is your diamond armor after a long day of mining! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pit of lava.

    Forget getting drunk alone in your room, join our SMP and get drunk with your virtual Minecraft buddies instead! Who knows, you might end up accidentally building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we’ve all been a little “handsy” with our blocks after a few too many potions.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen – just remember to watch out for creepers and keep your dad away from the couch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PetSitterPranksGoneWrong

    PetSitterPranksGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a house full of pets? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time that’ll make dog-sitting a breeze in comparison!

    Imagine a world where you have to care for not one, not two, but THREE unruly pets while navigating treacherous terrain and facing off against other players. Will you be able to handle the pressure, or will you end up with a stained couch and a hefty bill to pay?

    With tasks like giving eye drops to virtual animals and going on epic quests to find replacement couch covers, this server will test your skills like never before. And hey, at least you won’t have to worry about silly putty stains ruining your virtual furniture!

    So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoSneakyVisitors Minecraft Server

    NoSneakyVisitors Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful guests who leave your house a mess? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you never have to worry about wet bed linen in the washing machine or garbage left in the trash can without a bag. Our server is clean, fun, and full of surprises!

    Just like the time my boyfriend’s brother’s friends came over for a weekend and left a trail of chaos in their wake. But fear not, on our server, you can kick out any unruly guests with just a click of a button. No more strangers sweating on your virtual couch or making you feel uncomfortable in your own virtual home.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. We promise a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RoommateRumbleCraft

    RoommateRumbleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Just like the OP in this wild story, you’ll encounter unexpected roommates who may try to take over your virtual space. But fear not, on our server, you can kick out any unwanted guests with a swift click of your mouse!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without the fear of someone stealing your favorite hoodie or espresso machine. And if things get really out of hand, you can always sue your fellow players for “unlawful eviction” in our virtual court system (Disclaimer: virtual lawsuits may not hold up in real court).

    So come on down to our server and show off your feng shui skills while dodging accusations of discrimination against Eastern Europeans. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBF Minecraft Server

    CraftyBF Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CouchCraft Minecraft Server

    CouchCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and pure madness!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed in nothing but diamond armor and tutus, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Twerk” competition where the best twerking statue wins a prize!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Hnnngggg” dungeon where players must face off against a horde of horny creepers and seductive skeletons. Can you survive the lust-filled onslaught and come out victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoBeds4BILTripUni

    NoBeds4BILTripUni

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

    Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

    So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LeoFanteCraft

    LeoFanteCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Experience real vanilla, play with your friends in factions and do pvp with crackshot weapons! We also added creative! Have fun with us and your friends!

    leofantecraft.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Femboy SMP

    Femboy SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you looking for server to just chill, build your place and settle. Maybe start bigger projects with friends?

    You want all this but in safe space in LGBTQIA+ community. Well you are in luck!

    Playing on Bedrock? We are using GeyserMC, meaning you are able to join the fun even with console! Just use the ip: g4.bitti.gg:25572. For more information check GeyserMC guide.

    play.femboysmp.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MistylandsπΈπ“ˆπ“‰.𝟀𝟒𝟣𝟒 Enhanced Survival

    MistylandsπΈπ“ˆπ“‰.𝟀𝟒𝟣𝟒 Enhanced Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    MistylandsπΈπ“ˆπ“‰.𝟀𝟒𝟣𝟒 Enhanced Survival Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Mistylands, where the adventure began in 2010 and continues to captivate players with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! Mistylands is not just a server; it’s a community-driven sanctuary for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Enhanced Survival experience.

    🌲 Legacy of a Decade: Mistylands has stood the test of time, fostering a rich history since 2010. Our legacy is a testament to the enduring spirit of exploration, creativity, and camaraderie that defines our server.

    βš”οΈ Enhanced Survival: Immerse yourself in the next level of survival with Mistylands’ Enhanced Survival gameplay. We’ve curated an experience that strikes the perfect balance between the familiar challenges of survival and exciting new features that elevate your journey.

    🏑 Community-Driven: Mistylands is more than just blocks and biomes; it’s a thriving community of like-minded players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, collaborate on grand builds, and forge friendships that last a lifetime. Our community-driven approach ensures that every player has a voice in shaping the server’s future.

    🌎 Vast, Dynamic World: Traverse Mistylands’ vast and dynamic world, filled with breathtaking landscapes, hidden treasures, and challenging terrains. Our meticulously crafted map provides endless opportunities for exploration and discovery.

    πŸ› οΈ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully integrated to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s custom mobs, special events, or exclusive items, Mistylands offers surprises around every corner to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.

    πŸ’Ž Economy and Trading: Engage in a player-driven economy where your skills and resources can be traded for valuable items. Set up your own shop, become a master of the trade, and watch your wealth grow in Mistylands.

    πŸŽ‰ Events and Contests: From epic fishing contests to build competitions, Mistylands hosts regular events and contests to keep the excitement alive. Prove your skills, win fantastic prizes, and etch your name into Mistylands’ history.

    🀝 Dedicated Staff: Our experienced and friendly staff are committed to ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for every player. Have a question or need assistance? Our staff are here to help, fostering a positive and welcoming environment for all.

    Join Mistylands today and become part of a legacy that spans over a decade. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to the world of Minecraft, Mistylands welcomes you to embark on an Enhanced Survival adventure like no other!

    mistylands.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PlexusMC

    PlexusMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    PlexusMC is a server that is designed to bring the fun back to minecraft. When making decisions on how the server will turn out next it doesnt let money effect that decision. PlexusMCs ideal view is to give players the feel that they are playing a game again rather then being apart of a dictatorship. The server is currently based around towny survival, and has a hidden law scattered throughout the server.

    play.plexusmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineClouds

    MineClouds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey are you looking for a new prison server to play? Then what’re you waiting for? Check out MineClouds today and begin your adventure!

    play.mineclouds.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bloxar Server

    Bloxar Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    NEW MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SERVER

    Welcome to this brand new Semi-Vanilla server!This is a growing server which will slowly add more and moreplugins and get bigger and bigger with plenty of other servers to play on, join now and be a part of the community!

    Plugins include:

    – claim

    – chest shop

    – A few Essentials (tpa, sethome)

    IP: play.bloxarmc.com

    51.195.141.162

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mirels Of Chaos

    Mirels Of Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mirels Of Chaos, a place where survival becomes more exciting with a touch of vanilla magic and engaging RPG elements. With features like McMMO to allow you to develop your character, and GriefPrevention to protect your creative works, every block you travel will be part of an unforgettable adventure.

    MirelsOfChaos.my.id:25567

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BLOCKTOPIA.PRO ❏ 1.20 ❏ Survival, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Player Shops, McMMO

    BLOCKTOPIA.PRO ❏ 1.20 ❏ Survival, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Player Shops, McMMO

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server offers a place to chill out and play Minecraft survival. We offer a vanilla-like experience while also enhancing gameplay with plugins for the ideal experience. We also have a couple of custom plugins that add levels and a way for players to look around other players’ shops. Griefing isn’t allowed here, so we have a number of features to protect you and your builds, including claims and rollbacks. If you have any question, feel free to ask! We are always ready to help.

    Features:

      Land claiming/homePlayer ShopsGriefing roll backs

    blocktopia.pro

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Brandons404s Hangout Survival

    Brandons404s Hangout Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Just a (mostly) vanilla minecraft server, trying to re-live the good old days of cool summer nights, playing survival together. The only plugins here are for antigrief and basic essentials.

    Note: Please join our proxy server first, then type /server 404survival! proxy server: corecraft.cc

    corecraft.cc

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Salty Universe

    Salty Universe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Salty Universe is a minecraft skyblock server, which has plans to expand to survival and prison soon! version: 1.16.4 – 1.20.1 ip: saltyuniverse.net discord: http://discord.gg/5EaabZ6

    saltyuniverse.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP