Couch – Page 3 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NoSisNoMinecraftServer
alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.
Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?
But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

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New Server IP
PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server
12 weeks pregnant, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days
Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?
Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

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New Server IP
CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server
12 people, Accommodation, Annual, Bed.., Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, DRIVE, family get together, get together, hotel room, mad, Minecraft, privacy, Server, shower, sister, sister’s house, sleeping arrangements, time off work, wasted time, wellness check, WiFi
Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t make you feel like you’re crashing at your sister’s overcrowded house during a family get-together? Look no further! Our server offers unlimited wifi, no line-ups for showers, and most importantly, no sleeping on couches or floors!
Join us and escape the chaos of family gatherings gone wrong. We promise you won’t have to call off any get-togethers or waste anyone’s time. Plus, we won’t judge you for booking a hotel room instead of suffering through a cramped house situation. So come on over and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

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New Server IP
Tipsy Minecraft SMP
alcohol, alone, awkward, Couch, Cuddling, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, family, Father, funny, handsy, Minecraft, mistake, Party, personal boundaries, regret, regretful, room, smp, Sobriety, tipsy
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be cuddling is your diamond armor after a long day of mining! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pit of lava.
Forget getting drunk alone in your room, join our SMP and get drunk with your virtual Minecraft buddies instead! Who knows, you might end up accidentally building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we’ve all been a little “handsy” with our blocks after a few too many potions.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen – just remember to watch out for creepers and keep your dad away from the couch!

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New Server IP
PetSitterPranksGoneWrong
cleaning, cost, Couch, Damage, dog, Favor, Friend, friendship, German shepherd, House, Lesson, mistake, payment, pet care, pet sitting, PetSitterPranksGoneWrong, PROFESSIONAL, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, stain
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a house full of pets? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time that’ll make dog-sitting a breeze in comparison!
Imagine a world where you have to care for not one, not two, but THREE unruly pets while navigating treacherous terrain and facing off against other players. Will you be able to handle the pressure, or will you end up with a stained couch and a hefty bill to pay?
With tasks like giving eye drops to virtual animals and going on epic quests to find replacement couch covers, this server will test your skills like never before. And hey, at least you won’t have to worry about silly putty stains ruining your virtual furniture!
So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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New Server IP
NoSneakyVisitors Minecraft Server
Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Couch, discomfort, family, Friends, Garbage, guests, Hosting, hot weather, house rules, houseguests, linens, Minecraft, NoSneakyVisitors, overnight guests, privacy, Respect, Server, strangers, vacation
Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful guests who leave your house a mess? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you never have to worry about wet bed linen in the washing machine or garbage left in the trash can without a bag. Our server is clean, fun, and full of surprises!
Just like the time my boyfriend’s brother’s friends came over for a weekend and left a trail of chaos in their wake. But fear not, on our server, you can kick out any unruly guests with just a click of a button. No more strangers sweating on your virtual couch or making you feel uncomfortable in your own virtual home.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. We promise a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

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New Server IP
RoommateRumbleCraft
attractive, Couch, discrimination, Eastern Europeans, ethnically Polish, Eviction, feng shui, Indo-Canadian, kicking out, larger bedroom, law, law office, Lease, loud, med school, natural light, PS5, Rent, Rift, room, roommate, RoommateRumbleCraft, Second Generation, twin sister, Twins, uk, US, using my stuff, work, work from home, yoga pants, yoga studio, zoom meeting
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Just like the OP in this wild story, you’ll encounter unexpected roommates who may try to take over your virtual space. But fear not, on our server, you can kick out any unwanted guests with a swift click of your mouse!
Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without the fear of someone stealing your favorite hoodie or espresso machine. And if things get really out of hand, you can always sue your fellow players for “unlawful eviction” in our virtual court system (Disclaimer: virtual lawsuits may not hold up in real court).
So come on down to our server and show off your feng shui skills while dodging accusations of discrimination against Eastern Europeans. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper!

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New Server IP
CraftyBF Minecraft Server
Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul
Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

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CouchCraft Minecraft Server
attention seeking, attention-grabbing, controversial, controversial content, Couch, CouchCraft, explicit, hnnngggg, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive, online behavior, Provocative, provocative behavior, scandalous, seductive, Server, Sexy, slut, social media, Thread, viral
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and pure madness!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed in nothing but diamond armor and tutus, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Twerk” competition where the best twerking statue wins a prize!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Hnnngggg” dungeon where players must face off against a horde of horny creepers and seductive skeletons. Can you survive the lust-filled onslaught and come out victorious?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

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New Server IP
NoBeds4BILTripUni
ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

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New Server IP
SolarionSMP
smp, SolarionSMP
Welcome to Solarion SMP
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We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to protentional members.
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Our Vision:
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Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:
˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players ingame from discord!
˚.⁀➷ Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
˚.⁀➷Simple VoiceChat – Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other.
˚.⁀➷ Axgraves – Chest "gravestone" to allow your items to not despawn after a death
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»»———–► Community
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At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.
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»»———–► Commitment to The Vanilla Experience
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Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.
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»»———–► Application Process:
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Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:
Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.
Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.
In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submission.
To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.
╰┈➤ ❝ Join Us Today: Discord
╰┈➤ Our Beautiful Shopping District!

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LavishSMP
LavishSMP, smp
Hello and thank you for clicking on our server! Lavish opened its doors to the public on 03.31.2024! The server is in active development so things are bound to change! I am working on this project by myself! We’re trying to keep the server restarts to a minimum so that you can stay as active as you’d like to be! The aim is to bring back real F2P, no paying to get an edge over anyone else!
Features:
- Auto Swap to Best Tool (Turn Off and On Easily)
- Auto Sorting (Inventory and Chests)
- SafariNets (Move Mobs Where You’d Like!)
- McMMO (To Keep Things Fresh and Have Progression!)
- Custom Jobs (Coming Soon)Player Warps and Player Shop! (Coming Soon!)
Build World
/buildworld is a permanent world to use /claim and build your homes on!
Resource World
/resource is reset every 28 days, and is used for gathering resources!

Check us out! https://discord.gg/fwb7ecnxAd
IP: lavishsmp.net
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Moonsetter Season 3
Modded, Moonsetter, Season
What is Moonsetter?
Now in its third season, Moonsetter is a modded SMP with a relatively small community looking for new members before the new season begins.
The modpack
For the modpack, we made a slightly modified version of Luna Pixel Studios’ Steampunkfeaturing a lot of very cool mods™, such as Create+Create Interactive, making interacting with moving contraptions possible, Farmer’s Delight, Ad Astra for space exploration, Iron’s spells and spellbooks, a bunch of world generation mods and more!
How to join
If you’re interested, join our discord server.

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New Server IP
Davidscloud Servers
Davidscloud, Servers, smp
About Davidscloud: Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Player Protection: Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.
Quality-of-Life: With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.
Multiple Worlds: Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!
Another Tidbit: Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!
Got questions? Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud
Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132.
For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

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New Server IP
The Rise of Morgoth
Modded, Morgoth, Rise
The Rise of Morgoth is a server that runs the Lord of the Rings mod developed by Mevans. Started back in 2015, the server retained a stable but small community for nearly a decade. Recently, the entire LotR Mod community has entered a lull of activity, though there are still servers and players that continue to play. Now is the perfect time for new players to try out the mod, especially on our server.
Our server is different from other LotR servers in that while we have factions, light roleplay, and lore in line with Tolkien’s works, we are somewhat lax and allow players to do what they want to do. For example, a player normally would need to achieve enough reputation to become the king of a faction, but if a group of players band together and proclaim one person king, they can rule de-facto until they are challenged.
Another distinguishing feature is that we allow for custom lore and characters, assuming that it would feasibly fit within Tolkien’s world. For example, a player create a character that would be the lord of a certain Rohirric city and play as said character. We even allow for lore from the First and Second age to apply to our world (to a limited degree). We want to focus on the Third Age, but after all, the server is called The Rise of Morgoth.
We grant any player access to temporary creative mode and some world edit features if they decide they want to take on a particularly challenging build, a feature not found in most LotR servers. All builds on the server are made by our own players, such as the Vintner Court, Cirith Ungol, Minas Morgul, Rivendell, and Baraz-Tum.
Besides the LotR mod, we also use CustomNPCs. This allows for players to go on quests created by staff. Current quests are short introductions to the good and evil factions, though there are more to come.
Players who are interested in a smaller community will find themselves at home at the Rise of Morgoth, and anyone interested in the Lord of the Rings should definitely try out the mod, as it’s one of the largest mods in existence. Whether you want a simple life to settle down in the Shire, or want to hunt orcs in one of the major kingdoms of Men or Elves, want to discover riches deep in the earth in a Dwarf hold, or relish in the raids and slaughter that issue out of Orc fortresses, our server has opportunities for all playstyles. The server is due for a resurgence, and many roles are unclaimed, so now is the time.
To join, you’ll need the latest version of the LotR Mod Legacyand CustomNPCs 1.7.10d. Everything you need to join is also available on our Wiki page, including our IP and a Modpack.
Our LotR Wiki Page
Our Discord
IP: 5.62.71.4:21987

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New Server IP
Spectre SMP
smp, Spectre
Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.20.4 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made! Begone, playing singleplayer in multiplayer survival servers! Begone, being the only person making a beautiful megabase! ✨
What do we offer?
- Spectre SMP offers a friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff! 🫂
- We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects! 🏰
- The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important! 💎
- The server comes with the wonderful Dungeons & Taverns structure datapack, as well as many Vanilla Tweaks datapacks installed to liven up the game and keep it from going too stale. ⚔️
We are looking for:
- builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
- players who interact often and well with other members.
- creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
- active community members who will regularly set time to chat and discuss projects for the server.
If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.
https://discord.gg/qxW24KgEas
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New Server IP
Sleeping Mana’s Promise
Manas, Modded, Promise, Sleeping
Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find terrifying monsters. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with magic and sorcery. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery and vehicles with steampunk technology. Howdy! I’ve put together a small server for general chilling, building and getting together to knock the teeth out of large bosses every so often. The modpack that contains abit of everything. Aesthetic decorations up the wazoo, mobs both malevolent and benign, magic, steampunk tech, and more. Battle cataclysmic bosses and then celebrate your victory with a steaming pot of tea. Build your bases alone or together. Tired of villagers? Populate your village with friendly animals, magical creatures and over a dozen types of golems. The overworld too cheery for you? Delve the nether in search of monstrous challenges and massive fortresses. The server is abit of a work in process, as I’m actually waiting on some mods to update to 1.20, so expect even more in the future! To join, come over to our discord and fill in a teeny tiny intro for whiltelisting https://discord.gg/BpUxPUVH
Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are in the discord.

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SuperepicSMP
Modded, SuperepicSMP
SuperepicSMP [modded]
It has vr support for quest stuff, I also am adding mods that I think are neat like Friend & Foes, a mod that adds the excluded mobs from the mob vote into the game. I have a discord server for it and everything, if you don’t know how to mod on vr I will be making a tutorial for it that’s very easy to follow, vr isn’t necessary, it’s just the only way some people can play the game due to their pcs going extinct.

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New Server IP
Alphaline
Alphaline, Roleplay
About us Are you looking for a server that allows conflict, griefing, and stealing, but isn’t the main focus? Then you’ve found the right place! We allow almost everything between players besides hacking. You wanna be a mercenary? You wanna get revenge on someone? You wanna be a peaceful farmer living out in the fields? Feel free! Our goal is to allow players to have as much freedom as possible while also giving a realistic experience akin to a real society or Model UN. What makes us different Alfalin is a semi-vanilla geo-political server focused on player freedom and interaction. We have countries, borders, a plethora of plugins that you can see on our discord, a custom map, and none of those pesky war rules that you have to deal with in most servers. If you wanna get revenge and start a war feel free, anything goes. The World Our custom map is 7,000 x 7,000. The entire map was hand made and has custom biomes laid throughout. There are volcanos, jungles, tundras, and more. We hope you can add to it with your creations. How to Join- Join our discord here https://discord.gg/E93H6vp689
– Our rules, server tweaks, map, and ip are in the Discord – To join the Minecraft world simply send your ign in #unwhitelisted-general and send any questions you have

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New Server IP
Architect SMP
Architect, smp
ARCHITECT SMP SEASON 5
EXPERIMENTAL SNAPSHOTS
We are currently playing on 1.20.4 with the 1.21 experimental snapshot features! (excluding the new trial chambers.) Having the fresh tuff blocks and extra copper additions, and more!
The ArchitectSMP is an inclusive and warm group with the aim of making a pretty world together brimming with stories, possible (super-secret) shenanigans, and amazing memories.
Our vision drives us to keep redstone use to a minimum, meaning we do have foundational rules to keep farming to a relaxed level of use.
We are looking for individuals who must be 21 years or older, preferably from the American or European time zones. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just branching out, you’ll find a welcoming community of Architects from all walks of life who are always willing to join in, collaborate, and talk.
Join us to be connected to the stories of our homes, community areas, and player lore! From shops in the ground; to a megazord in the rocky sea. We can’t wait to see what you may create! Season 5 of Architect SMP has started late August, with plenty of time to join in on all the Season 5 shenanigans!
-= APPLICATIONS =-
Join our discord, go to the #application channel, and fill in the application at the top!
We may ask to see screenshots of your favourite build to show us your style, inspirations, and overall vibe as a possible future Architect!
Architect Links
Architect Website: https://info.architectsmp.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/9yuBRrKZ6C
Dyn Map: https://map.architectsmp.com/
Server Location: France
"A lovely server. Considerate and thoughtful group of people with some really skillful and impressive builds. Owners diligently tend to their server. I cannot say enough good things about it, come and build a few things."- Fromtia

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