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SecretHomeMC Server

aita, Boundaries, buying a home, caregiving, closing on a house, couch hopping, ex abuse, family dynamics, Fiance, Friends, future planning, guilt tripping, housework, keeping it a secret, owning a home, personal space, SecretHomeMC, selling a home, Server, starting a new life, working long hours

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	1665
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of being trapped in a never-ending cycle of catering to someone else’s needs? Do you dream of a world where you can build your own empire without someone constantly breathing down your neck? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the 450+lb invalid aunt who refuses to lift a finger!

On our server, you can build your dream home without someone constantly asking you to grab them things as you walk by. No more restrictions on who you can invite over or what you can do in your own space. And best of all, no guilt-tripping expert crying aunt to make you feel bad about wanting to live your own life.

Join now and start your journey to freedom and independence! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world of Minecraft?

DrunkCraftCousins

alcohol, Babysitting, Conflict, cousins, Drunk, DrunkCraftCousins, Expectations, extended family, Family Reunion, field, germany, holiday, misunderstanding, neglected, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, reunion, rural town, tradition, Trust, underage drinking

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchantments Applied:	187	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of being the responsible one at family gatherings? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about babysitting duties? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild time where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. No need to worry about drunk relatives or being the designated babysitter – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

Forget about family drama and join us for a virtual escape where you can let your hair down and enjoy the freedom of being your true Minecraft self. Who needs family reunions when you can join our server and create unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft family?

So come on over and leave the babysitting duties behind – join our server today for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

KarmaCraft SMP: LOLKarmaMoments

best karma, Karma, karma anecdotes, karma benefits, karma blessings, karma consequences, karma examples, karma experiences, karma impact, karma in action, karma justice, karma lessons, karma manifestations, karma miracles, karma results, karma rewards, karma stories, karma success, KarmaCraft, LOLKarmaMoments, positive karma, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a player’s base on our Minecraft SMP, only to have their entire inventory turn into rotten flesh? That’s just one example of the epic karma that happens on our server. Join us for a wild ride of cosmic justice and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds end up with a curse that makes them drop anvils on their own head every time they mine! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what crazy karma awaits you.

MoodCrafters

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Do you ever just wake up in the morning and think, “I need some Minecraft in my life”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC

Countries, culinary preferences, cultural influences, dietary habits, economic development, Economic prosperity, food consumption, food habits, global patterns, global trends, Hot Food, international comparisons, NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC, POVERTY, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rates, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, socio-economic factors, spicy food

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

join this minecraft server if you want to avoid poverty and eat all the hot food you want! our players have magically found a way to make money rain from the sky in the game, so you will never have to worry about being poor again. plus, our server is filled with lava pits that you can jump into for a spicy snack whenever you please. come join us and live a life of luxury and spicy goodness!

BlockyBallotBedlam

authoritarianism, BlockyBallotBedlam, CONSERVATIVE, contested, Democracy, democracy erosion, disenfranchisement, election results, exclusionary, Illiberal attitudes, liberal, losing candidates, partisanship, party affiliation, polarization, political beliefs, Public, republicans, US state legislative candidates, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	8334
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have more drama den a reality tv show! our players are more controversial den US state legislative candidates, with republicans tryna contest election results like it’s a game of hunger games. we got more twists and turns den a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. plus, we got more crazy conspiracy theories den a flat earther convention. so come join us and let’s see who will be crowned the ultimate minecraft champion!

MonstaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, action, adaptation, Anime, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Horror, japanese, light novel, Minecraft, Monogatari, MonstaCraft, Mystery, Off & Monster Season, pv, romance, Sequel, series, Server, Supernatural, Thriller, Trailer, Wazamonogatari

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	195	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Potions Brewed:	184	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our ender dragon has been trained to do backflips and juggle diamonds while you try to defeat it. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks. So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: Throwback Thursday Edition

Community, digital archives, early days, early EN days, early internet, Edition, EN community, EN era, EN forum, forum, forum days, History, Images, internet history, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, Online Community, PixelatedPals, Retro, smp, Throwback, THURSDAY, vintage

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	169	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9739	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken rampage through the spawn village.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by the mischievous admins.

But beware, there is a rumor that a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps lies beneath the server spawn. Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from the admins).

XmasTripCancelledLOL

campground selection, camping experience, camping trip, Communication Issues, Disappointment, family activities, family bonding, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family visit, family x-mas trip, holiday traditions, holiday trip, Miscommunication., mother-daughter relationship, outdoor activities, RV trip, setting boundaries, XmasTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Void Armor Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!

LoneWolfMC SMP: WhyUStillSingle

DATING, INDEPENDENCE, Loneliness, LoneWolfMC, love, people, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, single, single people, smp, WhyUStillSingle

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	208
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find love and companionship among the pixelated pigs and blocky cows! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle with your new Minecraft bae?

Join our server and experience the ultimate dating simulator where you can woo your crush with diamond pickaxes and enchanting table poetry. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring the Nether together!

So why stay single in the real world when you can find love in the virtual realm of Minecraft? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!

BoomerCraft2021

acceptance, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft2021, Experience, getting older, growing up, life milestones, Maturity, mental changes, Nostalgia, physical changes, reality check, Reflection, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, signs of aging, societal expectations, wisdom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	122	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of feeling old and boring? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild! Our server is so full of youthful energy, even grandmas are doing parkour and dabbing on the haters. We have so many fun activities like virtual hot potato tournaments and llama racing that you’ll forget you ever had a midlife crisis. Say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless fun on our server!