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CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	480753	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9842	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

SecretHomeMC Server

aita, Boundaries, buying a home, caregiving, closing on a house, couch hopping, ex abuse, family dynamics, Fiance, Friends, future planning, guilt tripping, housework, keeping it a secret, owning a home, personal space, SecretHomeMC, selling a home, Server, starting a new life, working long hours

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of being trapped in a never-ending cycle of catering to someone else’s needs? Do you dream of a world where you can build your own empire without someone constantly breathing down your neck? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the 450+lb invalid aunt who refuses to lift a finger!

On our server, you can build your dream home without someone constantly asking you to grab them things as you walk by. No more restrictions on who you can invite over or what you can do in your own space. And best of all, no guilt-tripping expert crying aunt to make you feel bad about wanting to live your own life.

Join now and start your journey to freedom and independence! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Cash Me Outside Minecraft SMP

20, AMOUNT, ANNOYING, Cash, Chile, considerable amount, Country, DESPERATE, donation, Family Support, financial support, long tail tags, MAKE UP, Minecraft, Mods, owe rent, PAJEET, Rent, smp, Sorry., STUDENT, Visit, work and study

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	614
Dragon Eggs Found:	6889	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Void Gems Collected:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is $20! That’s right, in this crazy world, $20 is the key to success.

Why $20, you ask? Well, in this server, $20 is like gold. It’s the only way to pay rent, buy items, and even make friends! We’ve got students working and studying at the same time just to scrape together enough $20 bills to survive. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but with your help, we can all make it through.

So come on down to our server (we won’t tell you the name because it’s a secret) and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even meet our resident Chilean player who’s just trying to pay their rent. And remember, $20 is the key to it all. See you there!

CourtCraft: Uncle Edition

age discrimination, Agreement, aita, Babysitting, Confrontation, Court, CourtCraft, Edition, family, family help, hours worked, household cleaner, Job, misunderstanding, payment, Résumé, self employed, small claims court, uncle, Wage, work

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Looking for a job? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and work for our uncle David, the self-employed household cleaner! Earn a whopping $15 an hour and gain valuable experience for your resume (because let’s be real, babysitting doesn’t count). But be warned, Uncle David may try to pull a fast one on you like he did with this poor soul who worked 100 hours without pay! Will you stand up for yourself and take him to small claims court? Only on our server will you experience such wild family drama while mining for diamonds and building epic structures! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a paycheck that may or may not come!

Creeper’s Casserole – Aunt Karen’s Special

aunt, awkward meals, casserole, CREEPERS, disgusting food, distasteful meals, dreaded dishes, family cooking, family dinners, family gatherings, family get-togethers, family traditions, gross meals, horrible meal, inedible food, Karens, revolting food, Special, strange dishes, strange meals, unappetizing dishes, uncomfortable meals, unpalatable dishes, unpleasant meals, weird food

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	4708
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Tired of Aunt Mildred’s infamous tuna casserole that tastes like a mix of old socks and expired mayo? Well, ditch the gross grub and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is like a virtual buffet of deliciousness, with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and even a secret recipe for diamond-encrusted cake (shh, don’t tell the Ender Dragon). Say goodbye to gross family meals and hello to a world where the only thing on the menu is fun! So come on over and dig into some tasty adventures with us, because life’s too short for bad food and boring games!

Chickadee Brain Boost Server

avian cognition, Behavior, Birds, Boost, Brain, caching strategies, chickadee, cognitive skills, Environment, food storing, Impact, intelligence, LIFESPAN, Longevity, memory abilities, research, scientific discovery, Server, spatial learning, study, Survival, understanding surroundings, wildlife

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Emeralds Found:	1035	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHICKADEES running around with PHD’s in spatial learning and memory!! these birds are so smart they can build you a mansion out of sticks and leaves in no time. plus, they live longer so you’ll have a loyal companion for eternity. forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got brainy birds to keep you entertained. join now for the most intellectual minecraft experience of your life!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, fnaf, Horror, Minecraft, Server, spiff

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	6715	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist known for creating intricate and otherworldly illustrations that often feature celestial themes. With a unique style characterized by vibrant colors and dreamlike imagery, AstralSpiff has gained a dedicated following on social media platforms. Their work showcases a love for astrology, science fiction, and fantasy, and continues to inspire and captivate viewers around the world.

Zombie Mayhem

alliances, Apocalypse, base building, blood moon, Challenging, danger, Defending, Event, experienced players, Friends, Hordes, INTENSE, PvE, skilled players, Sprinting zombies, Survival, team play, teamwork, Thrill, variants, zombies

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

SURVIVING WILL NOT BE EASY This is not a server suitable for beginners. Even veteran players of Minecraft may die frequently. If you aren’t an experienced Minecraft player but still want to experience the thrill of the apocalypse, it is recommended that you either play with friends or form teams/alliances with other people on the server. There are many zombie variants in this server. Some can sprint, some can break, some can build. There are many more variants aside from just those 3, but they are the most important ones. Every 7 in-game days, an event called “The Bloodmoon” happens, where hordes of zombies will spawn around you, at which point you must have either built or found a safe, defended base, or you run for your life. There is also the option of digging into a 3 deep hole and covering yourself up but you will have to deal with a horde of zombies once you come up.

burvtree.playit.gg

EsmeraldaMC

Bedwars, Boxpvp, building, Community, Defending, Destroying, EsmeraldaMC, Events, Exploring, Fighting, gameplay, ip address, Journey, legend, Mini Games, Mining, PvP, Ranks, Server, skill levels, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchantments Applied:	136
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Greetings from EsmeraldaMC! Experience the best possible Minecraft gameplay with exciting game types suitable for all skill levels. Intense BoxPvP skirmishes will test your fighting prowess. BedWars will see you defend your bed and destroy your opponents’ beds. SkyWars will see you fight to be the last person standing. Embrace the traditional survival experience by going at your own speed while mining, building, and exploring. Become a legend by joining our welcoming community, taking part in thrilling events, and rising through the ranks. **Play.esmeraldamc.com is the server IP address. Begin your journey right now at EsmeraldaMC!

198.244.176.200:25636

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystals you’ll find are in the minerals shop! PvP with caution 😉

Axes, Bartering economy, bedrock, Bows, Caution, Conquer, crystals, destroy, Explore, extravagant builds, Find, geysers, hacked clients, ignore, java, Land Claims, MINERALS, Monuments, PvP, semi anarchy, Sethome, Shop, strong survive, Survival, Swords, Teleport, Trading, Tweak, USA East, Vanilla, world border, Youll

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP
Quality of Life Enhancements
Bartering Economy
Boundless Exploration
Permanent Legacy
TNT Duplication Enabled

FAQ

Is hacking allowed on the server?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Are there any economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

Can I claim land on the server?

No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Feel free to explore and build wherever you like.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server with a focus on melee combat. Crystal PvP is disabled.

What commands are available for convenience?

Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome commands are provided for player convenience.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a testament to their creativity.

Crafty Falcom Server #1999

Crafty, digital preorder, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, Fow Games, Gagharv Trilogy, guides, hajimari, JP PSN, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	949

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds and building castles like a pro in no time.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. Only the bravest players can conquer its challenges and claim the rewards.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, united by their love for Minecraft and their quest for virtual domination.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance on our server every full moon. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

5. We have custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!

The Terrifying Minecraft SMP

blonde girl, Brutal, creepy, Disturbing, Fun, Gore, Halloween, horror movie, hot chick, lame death, Minecraft, retarded, sawn in half, scary clown, Shocking.., skeleton outfit, slasher film, smp, Suspenseful, Terrifier, Terrifying, Thriller, Twisted

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a skeleton-outfit chick who’s hotter than the Nether itself. And don’t worry, if you die a lame death, you can always come back as a blonde girl who gets sawn in half for extra entertainment value.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be able to navigate their llama-filled lair and come out on top? Or will you end up as their next sacrifice in the name of llama domination?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos, adventure, and questionable fashion choices. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously, especially not the llamas.