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LebCraft: No Power, All Fun!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

OMG GUYS, come join our epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded our server and started throwing parties in our houses. But don’t worry, we fought them off with our diamond swords and saved the day! Plus, our server has the power to cause power outages in entire countries like Lebanon. How cool is that?! So, come join us and be a part of the most electrifying Minecraft experience ever!

RapCraft Wizards: Spellbinding Beats

beats, creativity, Enchantment, FANTASY, Fast-paced, Hip Hop, imagination, Incantations, Lyrical, Magic, Music, mystical, mystical powers, RapCraft, rappers, Rhymes, spellbinding, Spells, Supernatural, talent, verse, Wizardry, wizards

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Towns Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7011
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rappers as wizards casting spells faster than lightning bolts! like, imagine lil pump summoning a dragon to spit fire on ur enemies, or cardi b turning them into frogs with her sick rhymes. u ain’t never seen magic like dis before, fam. come join us and witness the most lit spells and potions u ever did see. plus, we got a secret underground dance party with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, join now and let the magic rap wizards blow ur mind!

HoneyCraft SORS Detection

analytical chemistry, analytical methods, DETECTION, detection method, food authenticity, food fraud, Food Industry, Food Safety, food science, food technology, food testing, honey adulteration, honey industry, HoneyCraft, laboratory techniques, Quality Control, research development, scientific innovation, sors, Spatial Offset Raman Spectroscopy, spectroscopic analysis, sugar syrup

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6153	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	634672
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u find a server that is so lit, u just gotta join? well this server is like that, but on steroids. like, the researchers on this server have figured out how to detect sugar syrup in honey using some crazy method called Spatial Offset Raman Spectroscopy. i dunno what that means but it sounds super fancy and important. so if u wanna be part of a server that is on the cutting edge of honey technology, u gotta join this one. plus, we have a secret underground honey lab where we conduct all our experiments. it’s like a real-life science fiction movie, but in minecraft. so come join us and be a part of something truly sweet. pun intended.

A Very Long List of Things to Keep You Entertained for the Better Part of a Decade on Avalon SMP 1.19

avalon, cleric, Crates, Decade, destiny, Diablo, Entertained, final bosses, list, Long, Loot drops, Mage, marksman, mmo, Npcs, paladin, part, Plugins, Quests, Rogue, RPG, Silk Touch Spawners, Skyrim, smp, Storyline, Summoner, Voting, warrior, World of Warcraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

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Avalon Minecraft Server Overview

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. By joining a kingdom or creating your own, you can fight evil together. Can you discover all of Avalon’s secrets and defeat the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG that combines elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!

Dungeons

Custom Skills and Magic Spells!

Custom Armor & Weapons

Custom Crafting

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up!

Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

achievement, Analysis, Brainstorming, CraftyPants, creativity, Decision making, determination, doubt, experimentation, growth, innovation, Minecraft, perseverance, persistence, Planning, problem solving, progress, Server, strategy, success, trial and error, uncertainty, work

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mines Excavated:	2141	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come, so get ready for some epic shenanigans and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. Do you have what it takes to outwit these sneaky camelids and claim the loot for yourself? Only the bravest and funniest players will succeed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

10. singing, 11. mods, 12. clickbait, 13. self-importance, 14. fake, 15. disingenuous, 16. hype, 17. entertainment, 18. slow chat, 19. organic demand, 2. Kaneko Lumi, 20. CyberLive, 3. convincing, 4. pandering, 5. /pol/ references, 6. horny coombaiting, 7. vst nerd, 8. 4chan, 9. streaming skill, Kingdom, Minecraft, Pick, Pick Me Queen, QUEENS, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchantments Applied:	160
Void Armor Forged:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	986
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, appropriate, commendable, culture, DAUGHTER, DisgustCraft, Expectation, healthy, judgmental, Minecraft, Misogyny, Noble, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, progressive, Self Respect, Server, telling off, Views

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace all the chaos and drama you could ever want!

We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!

But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.

So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!

Name: “NoNameChange4Daughter”

aita, birth certificate, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, daughter’s name, Decision making, family dynamics, Hassle, in-laws, mental health, name spelling, NoNameChange4Daughter, physical health, postpartum, social security card, stress, Suffocated, Support, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of feeling suffocated and vulnerable in your own Minecraft server? Join us for a server experience like no other! We promise not to overwhelm you with constant visitors like this poor mom had to endure.

Just like this mom stood her ground on her daughter’s name, you can stand your ground in our server and build your own virtual empire without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we won’t make you fill out any paperwork – just jump right in and start playing!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, have fun, and be in control, join us today! And remember, in our server, you can spell your name however you want – no judgment here!

LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

accident aftermath, bone fracture, broken arm, broken leg, Healing time, healthcare choice, injury comparison, injury management, LegOrArmBroke, Medical advice, medical decision, Minecraft, mobility limitations, orthopedic consultation, orthopedic injury, orthopedic specialist, pain management, physical pain, recovery process, recovery strategies, rehabilitation journey, smp, treatment options

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ores Mined:	1714
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Love Letters Sent:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!