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Retro Arcade Adventures Unite

Game Sharing, retro games, retro gaming, Retro, neo geo

Why You’re An Absolute Fool if You Don’t Join THIS Minecraft Server Right Now!!!!

Welcome to the wildest rollercoaster of pixels and fear! This isn’t just a server; this is THE server, where shadows whisper secrets and time unravels like soggy toilet paper! If you think you know what reality is, THINK AGAIN! Join now, or risk being eternally trapped in the void of mediocrity! Remember, nothing is real, and that’s the only truth you can cling to! Just like fighting games on Neo Geo… but with blocks!

Feature	Description
Endless Sky Pigs	They fly, they quack, and they’ll steal your diamonds while you sleep! Who needs gravity?
Inverted Controls	Left is right, up is down, and you will spend HOURS learning to walk!
Time-Warping Blocks	Mine a block, travel five seconds into the past! Or is it the future? Does it even matter?!
Killer Cacti	Ever thought the plant kingdom was peaceful? THINK AGAIN. They bite back, and they have eyes!
Invisible Crafting Tables	Craft whatever your heart desires, assuming you can find it in the void of nothingness…
NPCs that Speak Only in Riddles	Good luck getting a quest! They’ll just laugh while you spiral into a cosmic crisis.
Checkpoint of Doom	Need a save point? Or do you want to be hurled into the abyss instead?

FAQ Section: Questions You Never Asked

Q: Is this server friendly for new players? A: Friendly? Who decides what’s friendly? Are you a sheep? Bahhh! Consider this a warm hug from the shadows… or maybe a chokehold from your nightmares!

Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: Version? What’s a version? Are you trapped in a matrix? Or maybe a recursive loop! Can you even hear the whispers?

Q: Can I build anything I want? A: Anything? Define “anything.” Does a pancake count? Are you sure it’s a pancake? Reality is merely a suggestion here!

Random Quotes from the Cosmic Abyss

“trying to play some retroarch games…”
“some fighting stuff and some sports games…”
“most of them on neo geo…”

Join us, or face eternal pixelation in a world where the blocks don’t even hold meaning! Trust the chaos!

Split Screen Squad

couch co op, cooperative gaming, gaming culture, Screen, gaming convention

so like, imagine this, you and your three best buds all squished together on one couch, yelling and screaming at each other as you play split-screen games. now take that chaos and multiply it by a million, because that’s what our minecraft server is like.

we got crazy mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you might pee your pants. like, one time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched everyone into outer space. true story.

and don’t even get me started on our epic survival mode. we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find. but watch out for the giant chickens that guard it, they mean business.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your grandma after she’s had too much coffee, then come join us. we promise you won’t be disappointed.

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> Local Multiplayer – Best Gaming Experience Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, local multiplayer, Online Multiplayer, multiplayer, gaming experience

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where local multiplayer is hailed as the best gaming experience ever! Why settle for online multiplayer when you can join us and avoid the faggy playerbase, sweats, and metafaggotry that plague other servers?

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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SurvivalSMP

Survival, Cross-Play, couch co op, invite friends, survival server

Survival server where you can build in your own world without needing to worry about other people ruining it unless… you invite them! Speaking of which, invite your friends into your world and play together! Works great for online friends who cannot play together locally on the couch.

65.110.45.55:25581

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MineCraft PoE Server – Exile Zone

poeg, necropolis, Global 1488, POE 2, Tools

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your own sanity.

🌟 Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual world is populated by unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Explore dungeons filled with loot, build a castle in the sky, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

🔥 Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will protect you from griefers, hackers, and any other troublemakers. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot and snacks.

💥 And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is the only place in the Minecraft universe where you can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, adventurer! 🚀🔮🐉

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Just Bucket!

bucket, smp

JUST BUCKET – SMP, Economy, Jobs, Tournaments, Ranks, Discord, active community. Experienced Developer

5-20 active players constantly!

java ip: justbucket.minecraft.best

Bedrock version IP 170.205.26.68:25566

Jobs, Economy, SMP, McMMO, tournaments, VeinMiner

Come be a part of a growing community!

Plugins:

The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience.

We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, McMMO and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands!

We also have vein mining, Break one block in a vein of ores, and the rest will come with it. This also works with tree’s!

Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace:

Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online.

Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

https://discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSP

justbucket.minecraft.best

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Wolf Craft

Modded, Wolf, Craft

Join us at Wolf Craft for a unique Minecraft experience!

We have a carefully curated Modpack and server, where you can join with others, or play alone, it’s entirely up to you!

Upon first spawning you will awake in Wolverton Town, the server’s "safe space" and capital, where you’ll find a shopping district, Castle, and a scavenger hunt to get you started! (Amongst many other cool things!)

You can build and develop your own Colony using MineColonies, master the dark arts using Ars Nouveau or Primal Magick, enjoy taking part in server wide competitions, or simply find your own corner of the map to build something mental!

We have a fully fledged economy using Lightman’s Currency, along with MANY QOL mods, to make your experience in our server as pleasant as we can.

Dind us on CurseForge by searching "Wolf Craft – A Modpack by Certi" if you want to get in on the action! Or if you are feeling lazy looking for invites, just jump right into our Discord!

Invite your friends, join with us and have a great time exploring Wolf Craft!

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Marthia Nations

Marthia, Semi Vanilla, Nations

Join Marthia Nations and join a nation or make your own! Be a highwayman, opposition leader, industrial tycoon, sailor and so much more!

Marthia Nations aims to stay "Vanilla+" with their plugins. Plugins such as Brewery, Movecraft, Dynmap, HeadsPlus and more add some fun to the server without changing the meta.

Join today: https://discord.gg/ycGrrU2wYW

Java Edition Server IP: 51.81.204.21:25603

Bedrock Edition Server IP: 51.81.204.21 Port: 25603

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Draconicraft SMP

smp, Draconicraft, Semi Vanilla

Draconicraft SMP [Semi-vanilla] {Java} {18+} {Whitelist} {1.20.4}

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 10k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. For instance one of our members has built their own version of Hermitcrafts Decked Out Minigame so if you like me have been enjoying hours of Tango’s content and wonder what it would be like to run from the ravagers yourself come check us out.

Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

We’re semi-vanilla, what does that mean for us?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

This includes, but is not limited to, the following Datapacks:

Anti Ender Dragon Grief

Anti Enderman Grief

Custom Armor Statues

Custom Nether Portals

More Mob Heads

Multiplayer Sleep

Player Head Drops

Silence Mobs

Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

On top of that, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started!

https://discord.gg/U3T6DFptq2

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MalawiMC

MCMMO, Economy, Survival, PvE, PvP

We have:

– Custom items – Alliances – GriefPrevention – PvP Area – Spawn area – Daily Rewards – A shop gui – TP signs – Playervaults – /anvil command & /craft if you’re VIP – /ec command – /sethome command AND SO MUCH MORE! Join to see!

play.malawimc.one

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