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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4432 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Animals Bred: | 124 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
we got crazy mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you might pee your pants. like, one time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched everyone into outer space. true story.
and don’t even get me started on our epic survival mode. we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find. but watch out for the giant chickens that guard it, they mean business.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your grandma after she’s had too much coffee, then come join us. we promise you won’t be disappointed.