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CraftyIdentity Minecraft Server

built it, Carry that with you, change the world, cheated death, CraftyIdentity, Future, He’s the two of us, left my mark, legend, Minecraft, my friend, Now do you remember, Server, Sun Wukong, thank you, What you were meant to do, Who you are, written your own history, Wukong, your own monkey

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Animals Bred:	57
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can become the legendary Sun Wukong himself! Join us and cheat death just like Wukong did, leaving your mark on the world. Together, we can write our own history and change the future of this server.

Imagine building your own monkey empire, swinging from tree to tree like the true Wukong you are. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can be a legendary hero with powers beyond imagination? Join us and become a part of this insane adventure where anything is possible.

So grab your staff, put on your monkey suit, and get ready to conquer the world as Sun Wukong on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Thank you, my friend, for choosing to be a part of this legendary journey. Let’s swing into action together!

Minecraft SMP: TickleMyIZombie

ever happens, Minecraft, nothing happens, smp, Something New, TickleMyIZombie, tkmiz, Waiting

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	883065	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant potato statues to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your rightful riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

QuadriCareGoneWild

caregiver match, caregiver responsibilities, caregiving company, caregiving preferences, client abandonment, client care, client needs, client preferences, client safety, company policies, elder care, in-home caregiving, lack of communication, professional boundaries, public transportation, QuadriCareGoneWild, quadriplegic client, schedule conflicts, supervisor contact, transportation challenges

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

Quote4U Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Quote4U, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ores Mined:	3699	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Towns Built:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	242

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Buildings Constructed:	14
Farms Harvested:	225	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	1967
Dragon Eggs Found:	9538	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.