COTTAGER Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToddlerTroubleMC

child care, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, daycare, Decision making, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, parenting, quality time, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, Schedule, sleep deprivation, sleep routine, teamwork, Toddler, ToddlerTroubleMC

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who just need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join us for some much-needed relaxation and fun as you escape into a world of blocks and mobs. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and destress after a long day of dealing with toddlers who refuse to sleep.

We understand the importance of a regular schedule, which is why our server is always up and running, ready for you to jump in whenever you need a break. Plus, with our outrageous events and crazy stories, you’ll never want to log off!

So come join us on our server, where you can leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs daycare when you have Minecraft?

PhasedOutMinecraftSMP

changing tastes, childhood memories, evolving interests, fads, fleeting passions, growing up, hobbies, interests, Nostalgia, passing interests, PhasedOutMinecraftSMP, Phases, phases come and go, phases of development, phases of discovery, phases of exploration, phases of life, short-lived hobbies, temporary fixations, temporary obsessions, trends

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3056	Votes:	7095
Dragon Eggs Found:	1942	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Remember that time you were really into collecting toenail clippings and making sculptures out of them? Yeah, we all have those phases. But fear not, because now you can join our Minecraft SMP and leave all those weird hobbies behind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional llama parade. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond stash hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So say goodbye to your toenail art collection and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

CraftyCreeper University

Academia, career, Classroom, college, CraftyCreeper, curriculum, education, Expertise, higher education, knowledge, learning, Lecture, Mentorship, Passion, Professor, research, specialization, Students, Subject, teaching, University

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Votes:	9074	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Chimeras Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place to be in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to learn how to tame a herd of explosive llamas, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

If you were a professor on our server, you would definitely be teaching “Advanced Potion Brewing with a Side of Unicorn Riding” or “How to Build a Castle Using Only Marshmallows and Rainbow Blocks.” Trust us, your students will never be bored!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning diamonds into cheeseburgers!

CokeCraft: Where Everything Seems Great!

addiction, Brain, brain function, cocaine, cocaine addiction, CokeCraft, discovery, dopamine, dopamine regulation, drug abuse, drug effects, Great, inhibition, long-term effects, mental health, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Regulation, research, reward system, substance abuse

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	115	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so, like, this server is like a virtual cocaine trip for your brain, man. you join and suddenly everything seems great, like you’re on top of the world. the blocks look brighter, the mobs look friendlier, and the diamonds sparkle like never before. it’s like a whole new level of high, but without the nasty side effects.

come join us and experience the ultimate dopamine rush in the world of Minecraft. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and mine for precious resources like never before. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the fun never stops.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and get ready for the ride of your life. who needs drugs when you have this Minecraft server to get your fix? let’s get high on blocks together, man.

Product Server

Adventure, bedrock edition, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, hobby, japanese, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvP, server hosting, small server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

This server is a small smp server that I maintain as a hobby. Much of the text in the game is in Japanese, but it is my opinion that you will have no problem playing even if you don’t understand the Japanese. Also you can join with bedrock edition!

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me on discord!

mc.ruruna.net

FemCraft Minecraft Server

argue, babies, black homeless man, cock carousel, creepy, Demand, egalitarian, egalitarians, FemCraft, FEMINISTS, Help, Minecraft, organization, privileges, rich white women, Server, supremacy movement, Victim, wealthy class, whore phase

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in true equality for all, unlike those crazy feminists out there! Join us and fight against the evil rich white women who want to prolong their cock carousel whore phase by killing babies (yes, you read that right).

On our server, we support the black homeless man suffering on the road and help those in need, unlike those feminists who only care about themselves. We are the true egalitarians who will fight against the creepy supremacy movement of feminism and align ourselves with the underprivileged.

So come join us on our server and let’s show those feminists what true equality looks like! Plus, we have some epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. See you there!

SMPQueenSlayer – Minecraft SMP >WCW dies

aew, Competition, dies, dying federation, Entertainment, gtWCW, Minecraft, money mark, Nostalgia, professional wrestling, smp, SMPQueenSlayer, tna, WCW, WCW 2.0, WCW demise, WCW legacy, WCW nostalgia, WCW obsession, WCW revival, wrestling, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling promotions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	81
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	3223
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that die out faster than a WWE storyline? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: WCW dies, TNA rises from the ashes like a phoenix, only to die again. But fear not, because AEW swoops in like a hero in spandex to save the day. And just when you think it’s all over, Money Mark decides to resurrect WCW 2.0 because, well, why the heck not?

Join our server for the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs stability when you can have drama, plot twists, and a whole lot of questionable decisions? So come on, why replicate a dead fed when you can join us and be part of the madness? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds!

DaughterDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Alimony, Boyfriend, California, Covid laws, DaughterDrama, Divorce, evicting daughter, grifter, housing bubble, Instacart, lawsuit, Minecraft, Mortgage, Naive, odd jobs, previous roommate, Rehab, Rent, selling home, Server, sublease, tough time, under market price

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Votes:	490	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of owning a town home with questionable tenants!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the wild world of Alexis and her never-ending saga of roommates and ex-boyfriends. From grifters to lawyers, you’ll never know what kind of character you’ll encounter next!

Witness the epic battle between a mom determined to evict her daughter and a daughter who just can’t seem to pay rent on time. Will justice prevail? Will the housing bubble burst before the drama ends? Only time will tell on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, come join us and experience the thrill of virtual real estate drama like never before!

Mom’s Other Fam Love More Server

blended family, Communication Issues, emotional confrontation, emotional outburst, emotional turmoil, fam, family conflict, family dynamics, feeling left out, feeling like an outcast, feeling neglected, feeling unloved, Jealousy, love, moms, mother-son relationship, Mother’s love, parental favoritism, parental relationships, seeking attention, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Towns Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like part of the family? Look no further than our server, where we promise to never make you feel like a second-class player!

Join us and experience a virtual family dynamic like no other. Our admins will act as your cool step-parents, always there to support you and help you navigate the world of Minecraft.

Just like in real life, you might have a step-sibling or two on the server. But don’t worry, we promise they won’t steal your diamonds or grief your builds. In fact, they might even team up with you for some epic adventures!

And if you ever feel left out or like you’re not getting enough attention, just let us know. We’ll make sure you feel loved and appreciated, just like a true member of the family.

So come join us on our server, where drama is just as wild as in real life, but with a lot more blocks and creepers involved!

WeekDayz – Mine & Chill!

activities, Chill, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure, MONDAY, personal preference, Preferences, productivity, Relaxation, Routine, saturday, Schedule, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, WeekDayz, weekend, why, work

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191

Yo, listen up! If your favorite day of the week isn’t the day you join our Minecraft server, then you’re seriously missing out! Picture this: every Monday, our server transforms into a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance. Tuesdays are all about building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, with a prize of unlimited golden apples for the winner. Wednesdays are dedicated to epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond swords and pet dragons. Thursdays are for competitive sheep shearing races, because why not? Fridays are for massive PvP battles where you can ride into battle on a giant chicken. Saturdays are for chilling in our virtual hot tubs and discussing the meaning of life with fellow players. And Sundays? Well, Sundays are for sleeping in and dreaming about all the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server next week. So, what’s your favorite day of the week now? Join us and make every day a Minecraft Funday!