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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5753 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 476 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4755 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can do your homework for you and a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the most skilled players can find.
plus, did you know that joining our server actually increases your chances of winning the lottery? it’s true, just ask dave who won the jackpot after playing on our server for just one week.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be in the minecraft universe. just remember, if you see a chicken wearing sunglasses, don’t make eye contact or it’ll challenge you to a dance-off.