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Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	5698	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ores Mined:	1659	Zombie Dances:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	116
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	New Chunks Explored:	178090
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Gods Slained:	0

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!

brand awareness, brand development, brand identity, brand management, brand strategy, branding, branding solutions, Business, Company, Crafting, CraftyBlockz, creativity, Customization, digital presence, Entrepreneurship, experiences, Gamers, innovation, Marketing, online identity, Personalization, products, Services, Unique, username

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers tell the best jokes in town.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Join now and embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with the most bizarre creatures you’ll ever meet. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over to our server and let the madness begin!