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Modded RPG SMP

Adventures, Biomes, Bosses, Community, crawling, Dragon.., Dungeon, Friendly, Growing, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Players, RPG, SEASON 2, Server, slaying, smp, spell casting, Structures, tags, weapons

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Ultimate Dungeon Crawler
Number of Mods	~200 mods
Features	Weapons, magic, structures, biomes, bosses, and more
Community	Friendly and growing fast
Join Us	Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is focused on dungeon crawling, dragon slaying, and spell casting adventures.
How many mods are included in the server?	There are approximately 200 mods in total.
Is the community welcoming to new players?	Yes, the community is friendly and growing rapidly, welcoming all players.
How far along is the current season?	We are still early into season 2 of the server.

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, confusion, confusion reaction, Cool, disbelief, disbelief moment, disbelief reaction, expletive, Military, MysticCraft, Realm, shock, Shock reaction, sniper rifles, SNIPERS, snipers cool, surprised, thought, unexpected, unexpected reaction, weapons, what the fuck

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crops Grown:	2138
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, bro, forget snipers, come join our Minecraft server where we have exploding sheep and flying pigs! It’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland, man. You’ll be questioning reality and laughing your ass off at the same time. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something. Just dive in and let the madness consume you, bro. Let’s gooooo!

BrownieGate Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, brownie, BrownieGate, Chores, Favorite, hurt feelings, living together, mean, Minecraft, mom, no, not helping, not paying, Picture, Respect, Server, sharing, sick, Telling, Yelling

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1027	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	7867	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saying no to sharing brownies is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether realm! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and delicious baked goods.

Our server features a unique storyline where players must navigate the treacherous world of family dynamics, where brownies hold the power to tear relationships apart. Will you stand your ground like a true warrior, or will you succumb to the pressure of sharing your precious brownie slices?

Embark on quests to find the ultimate brownie recipe, battle against evil mobs who crave your sweet treats, and forge alliances with other players who understand the importance of dessert boundaries.

So come join us on this epic journey, where brownies are more than just a snack – they’re a symbol of power, defiance, and deliciousness. Just remember, on our server, saying no to sharing is a bold statement that could change the course of your Minecraft destiny.

CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong, dead tired, emotional dis-regulation, endurance issues, family needs, Marriage, mobility issues, overweight, parenting, SAHM, self-care, silently giving up, Support, therapy sessions, weight loss journey, WIBTA, wife’s projects

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law putting you in Weight Watchers at age 13? Look no further! Join our server where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders just like this poor husband carrying the load for his entire family. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have plenty of virtual kids to help you out with chores and keep you entertained.

With activities like virtual tutoring, virtual therapy sessions for your virtual kids with social anxiety and ADHD, and virtual car washing for virtual money, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Just remember, when your virtual wife asks you to make virtual arrangements and run virtual errands, just say, “Sure, let me know when you want to make that happen” and keep on gaming like a boss.

SeductiveCraft SMP

attraction, desire, flirtation, foreplay, Intimacy, Irresistible, Lover, Passion, romance, romantic gestures, seduction, seductive actions, seductive behavior, seductive gestures, seductive looks, seductive touch, seductive voice, seductive words, SeductiveCraft, Sensuality, Sexy, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2817
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest party ever but in block form! We have llamas that can twerk better than Cardi B, and our sheep are trained to breakdance. Plus, our creeper fireworks show every night will blow your mind (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have a secret underground dance club where they bust out the sickest moves you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on our pet wolves who can moonwalk like Michael Jackson.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re known to drop sick beats that will make you groove all night long!

DebtCraft2020

budget deficit, budget management, campaign promises, debt increase, DebtCraft2020, economic consequences, economic impact, economic policy, economic strategy, financial impact, financial responsibility, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government debt, government spending, national debt, national deficit, political decisions, political promises, trump, Trump administration

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise to add 4.5 trillion diamonds to your virtual wallet! Just like Trump promised to add trillions to the national debt, we’re here to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Build your own wall, start a trade war with neighboring villages, and make Minecraft great again! Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and debt-free fun!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, ALARM, Allies, concern, CraftyBlock, Crisis, Democracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, German leaders, global politics, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, nato, Plan, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, Unity, Warning

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE TRUMP WILL TAKE OVER UKRAINE AND THEN COME FOR US NEXT HAHAHAHA. WE GOT DIAMONDS, CREEPERS, AND A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH CAKE. TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO CAN FLY AND SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE TRUMP BUILDS A WALL AROUND OUR SERVER. #SAVETHECAKE #TRUMPSUCKSLOL.

PutinCraft: G7Oops!

Allies, controversy, Diplomatic, Europe, expulsion, foreign policy, G7, G7Oops, global affairs, international relations, mistake, Moscow, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, readmitted, russia, sanctions, summit, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier stuff happenin than trump sayin russia should be back in the g7! like, imagine if russia was actually in the server and they were buildin giant vodka bottles instead of houses! that would be wild, right?! plus, we got this secret underground base where all the creepers hang out and plot their explosions, it’s like a creepin party down there! and if you join now, you get a free pet llama that spits diamonds instead of spit! so come on, join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again!

Sweaty Pants Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, activewear, athleisure, athletic apparel, casual attire, comfort, comfortable clothing, exercise attire, fashion, fitness clothing, fitness fashion, gym wear, health and wellness, leisurewear, Minecraft, pants, performance wear, Server, Sportswear, Style, sweat pants, Sweaty, trendy workout clothes, Workout Gear

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the wildest place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. and, like, the sheep are all secretly plotting to take over the world.

also, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, like, for real. and, like, the villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise.

plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room.

so, like, if you wanna have a totally epic time and, like, see some crazy stuff, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and, like, meet some totally wacky characters.

Afterglow Oasis: Boosted Relationships

Afterglow, Boosted, Communication, emotional connection, initiated, Intimacy, lasting impact., long term, mutual decision, negative effect, Oasis, partner, positive effect, psychological effects, rejection, relationship satisfaction, relationships, research, romantic relationship, satisfaction boost, sex, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	158	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

hey u! wanna join a minecraft server that will give u a relationship satisfaction boost that lasts longer than just the game itself? well, look no further cuz our server has the positive “afterglow” of playing minecraft that can linger for at least 24 hours! especially when u and ur minecraft buddies make mutual decisions or when u initiate the building of a giant castle together!

but beware, if u get rejected from joining a cool minecraft team or if ur epic redstone creation gets trashed by a griefer, the negative effect can last for several days! so come join our server and experience the highs and lows of minecraft relationships like never before! who knew mining for diamonds could bring such drama and excitement? let’s get crafting, baby!