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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 940 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 284 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!