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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 157 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!