Costelush MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

self reflection, self-care, personal boundaries, not participating, mental health

Are you tired of your family nagging you about being lazy? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that doing nothing is an art form! Our server is the perfect place for all the slackers out there who just want to chill and relax.

We have a special “Lazy Kingdom” where you can build your own hammock fortress and nap all day long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our “Sloth Racing” event where the slowest player wins a prize!

So come join us and embrace your inner laziness. Who needs productivity when you can have fun doing absolutely nothing?

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Crafty Missed Minecraft Server

Server, She missed, Minecraft, Missed, Crafty

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server tried to shoot an arrow at a creeper but completely missed and hit themselves instead. Talk about a fail, am I right? But fear not, because on our server, even if you miss your shots, you’ll still come out on top with our insane loot drops and epic PvP battles.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve played on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can hit the mark or end up like the player who missed – either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure!

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MomJailNoBail Minecraft Server

MomJailNoBail, Server, toxic parent, standing up for oneself, personal boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

Are you tired of toxic family members ruining your vibe? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate sword.

Imagine a world where your mom can’t call you from jail asking for bail money because she’s too busy fighting off zombies in the Nether. Say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a community of players who have your back.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a journey of epic proportions, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead?

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MomSisNoHoneymoon

guilt trip, in-laws, Boundaries, wedding invitation, Mother

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventures? Look no further! Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can call any NPC “mamma” and they will give you extra loot and resources. Just like in the real world, right? 😉

Join us now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a real mom when you have a Minecraft mamma to guide you through the world of blocks and adventures? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you for not inviting them on your Minecraft honeymoon – they can’t hang with us anyway!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family that appreciates you more than your real one ever did. See you in the game! 🎮🏰💎 #MinecraftFamilyGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

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SickCraft Minecraft Server

healthcare workers, Healthcare, unusual events, strange incidents, bizarre occurrences

Are you tired of the real world insanity? Come join our Minecraft server where the craziest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken! Leave the hospital drama behind and enter a world where the only emergencies are running out of diamonds or getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the chaos of the ER after experiencing the chaos of our server. Join now for a prescription of fun and laughter!

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RoadTripWithSpongebob

fictional character, WANDERER, Explore, road trip, imagination

Are you tired of boring road trips with your friends? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can go on a road trip with your favorite fictional character! Imagine cruising down the virtual highways with Spongebob Squarepants, singing karaoke with Harry Potter, or even getting lost in the wilderness with Indiana Jones. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join our server now and start your epic road trip adventure with your favorite fictional character today!

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BanglaCraft Server: No Protests, Just Blocks!

demonstration, deadly, higher education, student activism, Shutdown

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shutting down is your brain cells after playing for hours on end. we shut down universities and colleges indefinitely cuz we know you won’t need that education once you start playing on our server. protests turn deadly? pshh, the only thing turning deadly here is your sick pvp skills. join now for a killer time and leave your education in the dust.

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CraftyMissileDowner

families, CraftyMissileDowner, Russian missile, downed, anniversary

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION IN A TNT FACTORY!

WE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN HEROBRIAN’S SECRET STASH AND MORE REDSTONE THAN A REDSTONE ENGINEER’S DREAM!

OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE SKILLED THAN A SPEEDRUNNER ON A SUGAR RUSH AND OUR BUILDERS CAN CREATE A CASTLE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “ENDER DRAGON”!

JOIN US FOR EPIC PVP BATTLES, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER IN A CAT CAFE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT EMPIRE TOGETHER! #CREEPERLIFE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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ClimateCraft

travel goals, ClimateCraft, year round, dream location, weather perfection

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the rainbows never end! we have unicorns roaming the land and free ice cream for everyone who joins! plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. you won’t want to leave once you see the amazing sights and meet the friendly villagers who are always ready to trade you diamonds for a hug. join us now and start your adventure in the most fantastical minecraft server ever created!

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StoneAgeCraft

Paleontology, anthropology, StoneAgeCraft, tool marks, human existence

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got fossils with cut marks dat hint at human existence 21,000 years ago in Argentina! Like, imagine finding ancient tools and stuff while mining for diamonds, it’s like a history lesson in da game! Plus, these tool marks could be da oldest evidence of humans in southern South America, like, how cool is dat?! Join now and be a part of dis epic discovery, who knows what other crazy secrets are hidden in our world! #AncientMinecraftAdventures #HistoryInDaBlocks

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