Costco Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LineCutLlamaLOL

aita, asian, calling out, Canada, Confrontation, Costco, Costco card, covid shot, cutting a line, documentation, elderly couple, history info, line, LineCutLlamaLOL, man, pharmacist, pharmacy, Public, Rude, Tall, wait time, WOMAN

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

14K gold, 925 sterling silver, aita, Birthday, Bracelet, chain, cheap jewelry, Costco, CraftyCarats, DECIDE, expensive, Fake, fake jewelry, gift, husband, Jaxxon, luxurious, luxury, MONEY, Online Shop, real, real gold, RETURN

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Potions Brewed:	142
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Emeralds Found:	8942

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

#generous, Accommodating, bbq, candy, CHIPS, Costco, Debbie, disability, DisabilityCraft, Free stuff, Grateful, Halloween, Items, neighbor, neighbor kid, Options, potato chips, Rude, Special, special treatment, special treats, Treats, Upset

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crops Grown:	2106	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Votes:	1396	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Maya, cave, Cavecraft, cenote, cenote diving, collapse, Costco, geological formations, geological sites, groundwater, limestone bedrock, Mayan civilization, mexico, Minecraft, natural pit, Natural wonders, Sacred sites, sacrificial offerings, Server, sinkhole, underground water, water supplies, Yucatán

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2561

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore ancient cenotes near a Costco in Yucatán! Dive into the depths of these natural pits and uncover hidden treasures left behind by the Ancient Maya. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a sacrificial offering or two!

But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?

MommyWipeGaming

4 year old, aita, busy, Confrontation, Costco, disgust, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, family outing, food court, Manager, MommyWipeGaming, parenting, portable toilet, Potty training, public behavior, public restroom, shame, shock, social norms, WIPING

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the craziest adventures, like the time a player built a giant toilet in the middle of the spawn area and started wiping their virtual child’s butt in front of everyone! It was so shocking and hilarious that even the creepers stopped exploding for a moment to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous moments that will keep you laughing for hours. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So come on, join us on this insane journey and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wacky!

DiscountCraft

bulk, Costco, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, exclusive, gift card, gift giving, incentives, limited time, loyalty program, MEMBERSHIP, Membership benefits, Promotion, Retail, retail store, Rewards, sale, savings, shopping, special offer

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	130

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding your stuff. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn poops out a stack of diamonds for you. it’s like costco offering discounts on every gift card except their own, but way cooler. come join the fun and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

Adults Only Vanilla Minecraft Fun Zone 1.21

Adults, Adventure, camaraderie, Community, Connect, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Fun, markers, Mature Players, Minecraft, navigation, Performance, Plugins, SECURITY, smp, Trust, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	3183
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3925
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Border Expansion	Expanded border to 5K x 5K, with plans for further expansion to 10K x 10K.
Community Events	Participate in various events such as weekly lotteries, Buildathons, and end fights.
Semi-Vanilla SMP	Experience pure Minecraft gameplay with essential plugins for server performance.
No Donations Needed	Server sustains itself without player donations, allowing for a pressure-free gaming experience.
Whitelisted Security	Safe environment for mature players (18+) with a focus on camaraderie and trust.
Dynmap Navigation	Effortlessly navigate with detailed markers using signs on the Dynmap to uncover hidden treasures.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to all players?	No, the server is whitelisted and only accessible to mature players aged 18 and above.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not needed to play on the server as it sustains itself without financial contributions from players.
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server (linked above) to explore plugins, connect with the community, and apply for access to start your adventure.
What kind of events can players participate in?	Players can join weekly lotteries, engage in Buildathons, and gear up for thrilling end fights to showcase their creativity and skills.

Alone vs Black Sheep Minecraft Server

alone, Black, black girl, Companionship, cultural expectations, DATING, Diversity, Individuality, introspection, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, personal choice, Preference, Race, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Settling, Sheep, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Potions Brewed:	79

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by yourself, just mining away in solitude? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Why settle for a black girl when you can join our server and make friends with a whole community of players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated houses as you are?

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make your palms sweat, and secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like a madman. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once built a castle made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious legend?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your lonely single-player world and come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a black girl or two. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with us!

SmashinSMP: ShouldSheReturn

Characters, Competitive Gaming, fan favorites., Female Characters, Fighting Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming franchise, gaming roster, iconic characters, Nintendo, princess peach, Princesses, RETURN, Sequel, ShouldSheReturn, smash bros, SmashinSMP, speculation, super smash bros, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. They roam the land causing havoc and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of terror? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Notch himself, sipping on a potion of invisibility and plotting his next big update. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SisKidsBreakThingsMCServer

babysitter, Boundaries, break things, children, Communication, consequences, damages, discipline, Divided, family, parenting, refusing, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, single mom, SisKidsBreakThingsMCServer, sister’s children, Stance, supportive

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4689
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of being called selfish for not wanting to watch someone else’s spawn in Minecraft? Look no further, join our server where we celebrate independence and self-care! We have a strict no babysitting policy, so you can game in peace without any entitled parents trying to guilt trip you. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can unleash a horde of mischievous kids on your enemies’ bases. So come join us and let your inner rebel shine!

DadCraftGriefGoneWild

accusations, anger, college expenses, communication breakdown, DadCraftGriefGoneWild, Emotional healing, emotional response, family dynamics, financial burden, financial decisions, fundraiser, funeral planning, Grief, Guilt, life insurance, long distance relationships, personal boundaries, self-justification, sibling relationships, support systems, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a blizzard hits and your flight gets canceled. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! You can still join in on the fun and build your way to victory.

And if you’re in need of some extra cash, don’t worry – we’ve got fundraisers galore! Raise money for your in-game expenses and maybe even help out a younger sibling in need. Just be careful not to accuse anyone of stealing, or you might find yourself in a heated argument over virtual currency.

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that’s as crazy as you are. Who needs family drama when you’ve got Minecraft? Join us today and let the fun begin!

WanderlustGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

Adventure, cultural immersion, envy, epic travel experiences, Exploration, FOMO, Jealousy, Minecraft, new experiences, smp, travel, travel adventures, travel envy, travel goals, travel inspiration, Travel Photography, travel wanderlust, vacation envy, Wanderlust, wanderlust dreams, wanderlust vibes, WanderlustGoneWrong, World Traveler

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about our Minecraft SMP! It’s like traveling to a new country every time you log on. Except instead of sandy beaches and exotic food, you get to explore vast landscapes filled with creepers and zombies. Who needs a plane ticket when you can just teleport to a whole new world?

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own empire, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Are you brave enough to join the fight?

So forget about posting pictures of your boring vacations, come join our Minecraft SMP and show off your epic builds and crazy adventures. Who needs a passport when you can have a diamond sword?

GiantCreepersRUs

Alarming, bone-chilling, COLOSSAL, enormous, fear-inducing, Frightening, GIANT, GiantCreepersRUs, Gigantic, hair-raising, humongous, Intimidating, Jumbo, mammoth, Massive, Monstrous, oversized, petrifying, spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	803	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Imagine a world where everything is ten times bigger than usual – the trees, the animals, even the creepers! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is hilariously oversized for your entertainment.

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders that are so big, they could wrap you up in their webs and use you as a toothpick. Or how about taking on a massive zombie that’s so tall, it can reach the clouds and rain down brains on unsuspecting players?

But the real fun begins when you come face to face with a colossal Ender Dragon that’s so huge, it could swallow you whole in one gulp. Don’t worry though, we’ve equipped our players with jetpacks and laser guns to take down these monstrous foes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s larger than life, come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos. Just be sure to watch your step – you never know when a giant chicken might come stomping through the landscape!

EUexitCraft: Orbán’s Adventure

Adventure, Alliance, Claims, Diplomacy, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, EU, EUexitCraft, european integration, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, Hungary, international relations, national security, nato, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Orbán, Orbans, Polish Foreign Ministry, political tensions, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the players are all diplomats from different countries, right? And, like, one day, the Polish Foreign Ministry is just like, “Hey Hungary, why don’t you just leave the EU and NATO because we don’t like what Orbán is saying?” And Hungary is all like, “Nah, bro, we’re good.” But then Poland is like, “Fine, we’ll just make our own Minecraft server with blackjack and diplomats!” And that’s how this crazy server was born, where you can negotiate treaties, start wars, and build embassies out of diamond blocks. Join now for the most diplomatic drama you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

SynonymCraft

bimonthly, Biweekly, Calendar, confusion, definitions, English, Frequency, Language, language nuances, language usage, linguistics, Scheduling, SynonymCraft, synonyms, terms, time measurement, Words

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

come join our minecraft server where pigs fly and cows ride horses like a rodeo show gone wild. we have diamond blocks that talk and tell jokes, and creepers that dance the macarena when you defeat them. our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to help you on your quest to find the legendary golden carrot of doom. biweekly and bimonthly are synonyms 1/4th of the time, so you never know when the next crazy event will happen. join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

HexaCubed

Biomes, Builders, community feedback, Game Designers, gaming experience, high quality, Listening, Maps, Mini Games, Minigames, Paradise 3, Parkour, Passion, Play, PROFESSIONAL, Projects, PvP, Quality, Server, smooth gaming, Spiral 3

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20

HexaCubed is a high quality minigame server with two minigames, as well as three parkour maps available to play!

The minigames as well as parkour maps are designed by professional minecraft builders and passionate game designers. (Builders have worked on projects such as Parkour Spiral 3, Parkour Paradise 3, Parkour Biomes)

We at HexaCubed pride ourselves on listening to community feedback, and actually caring about a smooth gaming experience.

play.hexacubed.net