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  • LineCutLlamaLOL

    LineCutLlamaLOL
    Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

    With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

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  • CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

    CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

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  • DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

    DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

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  • MommyWipeGaming

    MommyWipeGaming
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us and witness the craziest adventures, like the time a player built a giant toilet in the middle of the spawn area and started wiping their virtual child’s butt in front of everyone! It was so shocking and hilarious that even the creepers stopped exploding for a moment to watch in awe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous moments that will keep you laughing for hours. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So come on, join us on this insane journey and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wacky!

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  • DiscountCraft

    DiscountCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding your stuff. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn poops out a stack of diamonds for you. it’s like costco offering discounts on every gift card except their own, but way cooler. come join the fun and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

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