CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	109	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Votes:	1895
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Emeralds Found:	5800
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Sick of villagers charging you an arm and a leg for basic supplies? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where everything is so cheap it’s practically free!

Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.

So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5125	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and your cobblestone for emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of netherite blocks waiting to be found. So why waste your precious resources on other servers when you can join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Trust us, it’s worth it…or maybe it’s just the lack of sleep talking from mining all night. Join now and become a part of our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyCash Grab

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Votes:	8417	Farms Harvested:	714
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
New Chunks Explored:	27391	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Trying to build a house in real life! Who needs to deal with crazy expensive mortgages and property taxes when you can join our Minecraft server and build your dream home for free? Plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of real estate deal anywhere else! So come join us and say goodbye to your real world housing woes.

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	871988	Emeralds Found:	9102
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crops Grown:	7692	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Potions Brewed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

HangryCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Buildings Constructed:	40
Enchantments Applied:	151	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

CloudVanilla.net

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Emeralds Found:	7881	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

cloudvanilla.net

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	151
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

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The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Minecraft Server Overview

Worlds

Plugins & Features

Staff Opportunities

FAQ

How can I join the server?

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

Is it free to join and play on the server?

How can I become a staff member?

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

HangryCraft

CloudVanilla.net

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules

Modlist

FAQ

The Unity Minecraft Server

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

NoobCraftersUnited