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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 723 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 316329 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
if you’re tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day, come to our server where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for no reason at all, except to confuse your friends.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high?