cost of living Minecraft Servers

Cost Of Living

  • PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

    PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the cost of everything goes up faster than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of paying outrageous prices for fertilizer, livestock feed, and food just because… why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the reason for these skyrocketing costs is because the evil Ender Dragon has been hoarding all the resources for herself. Will you be the hero to defeat her and bring balance back to our economy? Or will you just sit back and watch as chaos reigns supreme?

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the simplest things come with a hefty price tag. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

    Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

    But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMillionairez

    CraftyMillionairez

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know wat u need in ur life? A minecraft server that will make u RICH. not just regular rich, but like “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” rich. imagine winning dat much money and then spending it all on virtual blocks. sounds like a dream come true, amirite?

    well guess wat, dis server is da place for u. we got treasure hunts dat will make u feel like a real-life pirate. we got mini-games dat will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants. we even got a secret underground casino where u can gamble ur virtual diamonds away.

    but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u’ll get a free llama named Larry dat will follow u around and spit on anyone who gets too close. who wouldn’t want dat kind of protection in da virtual world?

    so come on down to da craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server u’ll ever see. who needs real money when u can be a virtual millionaire, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBlingCraft

    BlockBlingCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that feeling when you realized toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees? Well, imagine that but with diamonds in Minecraft! Yes, on our server, diamonds are rarer than a unicorn riding a rainbow. But fear not, because our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of diamond hunting and are willing to teach you their ways… for a price. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of the diamond trade and become the richest player in all the land! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emeralds. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim your spot as the ultimate diamond tycoon? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperLand

    CraftyCreeperLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where the best thing is that you can build your dream mansion without worrying about zoning laws or nosy neighbors! The worst thing? Well, our server is so addictive that you might forget to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. But hey, who needs those things when you’re busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding on flying pigs? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyNica86

    CraftyNica86

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join dis wacky Minecraft server where we got so many diamonds it’s like we’re living in a Nicaraguan dream world! 86.8% of players can’t afford to buy essentials like pork chops and cobblestone, but on our server, you’ll be swimming in emeralds and obsidian like a boss!

    Why join? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted golden apples and enchanted diamond swords. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party every day.

    So come on down and join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Who needs essentials when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and a pet zombie pigman by your side? Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this wild and wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpudCraft Minecraft Server

    SpudCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced carrots in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical grocery store where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your inventory with golden apples, enchanted steak, and even dragon fruit without spending a single emerald. Join us and never worry about your food budget again! Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the grocery store is actually a secret wizard who can turn any food item into a potion of ultimate power. So come join us and become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyInflationCraft

    CraftyInflationCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and escape the clutches of inflation that is trying to control your every move! on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a flying pig as your trusty steed, and battle evil zombie chickens with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

    But wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. all you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their ridiculous challenges.

    So come join us and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few angry creepers). who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBrokePlayers

    CraftyBrokePlayers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, everything is FREE! That’s right, you heard me, FREE! Want a full set of diamond armor? No problem! Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? Easy peasy! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Um, sure, why not! Join our server and say goodbye to the days of emptying your virtual wallet for some shiny gear. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers. So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few brain cells from laughing so hard)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CircusCraft: High Cost Living

    CircusCraft: High Cost Living

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our wacky minecraft server where the cost of living is so high because we’re living in a circus! everything is priced like carnival food but instead of cotton candy you get diamonds!

    we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether, watch out for the zombie clowns!

    our staff are all trained acrobats so they can do backflips while helping you build your dream castle.

    join us for the most absurd and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP