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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3607 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4811 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 1060 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.
if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.