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Crafty Trump’s Tariff Trouble

cost increases, Crafty, economic impact, export tariff, global economy, import tariffs, input costs, international trade, long tail tags, president trump, protectionism, tariff, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade relations, trade restrictions, trade war, Trouble, Trumps, US exporters

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Enchantments Applied:	97

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT MORE TARIFFS THAN TRUMP! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN EXPORTERS ARE FEELING THE HEAT!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO CROSS THE BORDER INTO OUR SERVER, BUT WE HIT IT WITH A TARIFF SO HIGH, IT EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PIECES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO CRAZY, WE HAVE IMPORT TARIFFS ON DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND EVEN WOOD! YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT!

SO, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF TARIFFS AND ADVENTURE, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY! AND REMEMBER, TARIFFS MAKE EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

OneDev server Minecraft

Friends, Game, Minecraft, Mini Games, OneDev, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ores Mined:	8502	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	2189	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Program your different mini-games to your taste and color. Invite a lot of your friends to show them your game

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Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, airdrops, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, cells, classic, Classic Prison, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Fishing, Guards, king of the hill, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, WarZone Mine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	53	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Server Information	Details
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features	Description
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events	Participate in events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine.
Non-P2W	Fair balance for all players, limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes available.

Activities & Progression: – Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. – Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. – Commissary: Sell special items for extra money. – Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. – Guards: Coming soon for added challenge. – So Much More: Explore the server to discover more.

For more details, visit our website or join our community on Discord.

Cinematic Trailer: Watch here

This server is perfect for players wanting a mix of classic prison gameplay with modern updates.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join, connect to the IP dnmc.net on port 19132 using the Bedrock version.

2. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

The server has limited benefits for donators to maintain a fair balance for all players.

3. Can I earn rewards through PvP events?

Yes, you can participate in events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine to earn rewards.

4. Are there activities other than the classic prison gameplay?

Yes, there are additional activities like fishing, quests, and managing cells for progression.

5. Is the server community active and welcoming?

Yes, you can join our Discord community to interact with other players and stay updated on server news and events.

Epic Crafted Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Based, comma separated, CONTENT, crafted, Epic, Generate, keywords, Land, list, long tail, Marketing, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Ranking, Seo, strategy, tags, text, Words, Writing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Twerk Off” where you compete against other players to see who has the best dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer that occasionally glitches out and turns everything upside down. It’s like playing Minecraft in an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Pixel PVP

attacking player, attitude, Commitment, crazy, criticism, defensive duties, Effort, lack of energy, lack of movement, Lazy, lazy fecker, osimhen, Perception, PIXEL, PvP, Rashford, Shift, track back, underperforming, unmotivated, unproductive, work rate

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got attacking players who are described as “lazy feckers” and don’t wanna put in the work. What makes players like Rashford and Osimhen lazy? Is it just because they don’t track back or is there more to it? Join now and find out for yourself on our wild and wacky server! Let’s get mining and crafting together, it’s gonna be a blast! Join us now and let’s have a crazy time together!

WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

chuckles, comedy, funny, Happiness, healing, health, humor, jokes, joy, Laughter, laughter therapy, Medical, Medicine, mental health, remedies, stress relief, Therapy, wellbeing, worst medicine, WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Villages Defended:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, it’s that magical.

Join us on this epic journey where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties. Our world is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps around every corner. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next, maybe a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a cow playing the accordion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the skeletons are the DJ’s and the endermen are the bouncers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. If laughter is the best medicine, then this server is like a whole pharmacy of comedy. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Who can say no to free cookies?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. But who’s allergic to fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started, woo!

CraftyGoals2025

achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, career development, CraftyGoals2025, determination, dreams, future planning, goal achievement, goal setting ideas, goal setting strategies, goal setting techniques, goal setting tips, goal-setting, life goals, Long-term goals, motivation, personal growth, self improvement, self reflection, success

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old goals like getting fit or saving money? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your goal for 2025 is to become the ultimate potato farmer! That’s right, forget about real life ambitions, all you need to worry about is growing the biggest, baddest potatoes in all of Minecraft land.

Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with wacky potato-related quests, epic potato battles, and even a potato-themed dance party every Friday night. Who needs a six-pack abs when you can have a six-pack of potatoes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working towards your spud-tacular goal for 2025!

PolishCraft: Hanukkah Havoc

anti-semitism, civil disobedience, cultural celebration, far-right protest, government event, Hanukkah, Havoc, historical tradition, Jewish culture, minority rights, Poland, Polish parliament, PolishCraft, political controversy, political demonstration, political opposition, public gathering, religious festival, religious freedom, religious tolerance, social unrest

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the polish parliament celebrates hanukkah while fighting off far-right protesters outside! it’s like a crazy party with dreidels and torches and explosions everywhere. join us for a wild time as we build menorahs out of blocks and battle off haters with our diamond swords. who knew politics could be this fun in minecraft? come join the chaos and see for yourself!

GulagCraft: Elite Exiles Prosper

economic development, economic growth, educated elites, education system, Elite, elite migration, exiles, government policies, GulagCraft, gulags, historical impact, Human Capital, labor camps, long-term effects, political repression, Prosper, prosperity, regime control, regime stability, regime threat, social inequality, Soviet history, soviet union, USSR

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	597
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Falling into the Void:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a soviet union theme! we got gulags, we got educated elites, we got prosperity! join us and build your own gulag, imprison your enemies and watch your economy grow like never before! who knew that sending people to labor camps could lead to such success? join now and be a part of the soviet minecraft revolution!

Iperios

Active support, beginner kit, Buildings, Conquer, Contacts, CrazyEnchants, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Facebook Page, Griefprevention, how to join, income, Iperios, Join, Main, Plugins, Ranks, resources camp, Silkspawner, smp, Wars

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Farms Harvested:	794	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	In Iperios you can create your own nation, refine your McMMO skills, fight in wars, gain Geopolitical power, conquer new territories, earn wealth, and use Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	Conquer resources camps in-game for geopolitical expansion. Create resources and buildings for your nation.
Plugins	– Dynmap– McMMO– Essentials– GriefPrevention– SilkSpawner– CrazyEnchants

How to Join:

Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Find ip and starter information in the #info-new-players channel. Staffer will guide you and provide beginner kit.

Contacts:

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)– Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878