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SpaceCraft2021: Biden’s Lost Cosmonauts

government support, space technology, space exploration, space exploration insights, space program

lol join dis epic minecraft server where astronauts give their own account- not abandoned by biden administration!! 🚀🌌

we got aliens, space cows, and even a secret moon base where you can mine for space diamonds!! 🌕💎

rumor has it that if you reach the end of the universe in the game, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and chickens rule the world!! 🐷🐔

come join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?) 🌠🌈

so what are you waiting for? blast off into the unknown and join us on this out-of-this-world minecraft server!! 🚀🎮

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ExpeditionCraft Minecraft Server

NASA, Minecraft, Universe, ExpeditionCraft, outer space

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, it’s time to dab on Ubishit and join our epic server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas. But fear not, for this player had the power of a magical diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! With their trusty sidekick, a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, they defeated the llamas and became the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Dab on Ubishit and join us today for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

funny, cultural reference, mistake, MITSUBISHISAMA, Ahahaha

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

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Gone Minecraft Server

The Last of Us 1, post-apocalyptic, Gaming, naughty dog, Joel and Ellie

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

social interactions, wedding drama, family drama, WeddingWhiteOut, family dynamics

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!

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CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

long term relationship, marriage companionship, marriage longevity, Marriage Support, reddit

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!

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WeddingCraftGoneWild

love gone wrong, wild wedding, cold feet, marriage mishaps, wedding cancelation

Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)!

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GazaGriefers: StopTheFires

HUMAN RIGHTS, protest, Hamas, Israel, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild ride of a time trying to stop the evil forces of Hamas from firing at Israel! we have a bunch of crazy rebels in Gaza trying to take down the bad guys with their pickaxes and swords. join us for some intense battles and hilarious moments as we fight for peace in the blocky world. plus, we have a secret weapon that shoots TNT at our enemies – it’s a blast! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the ‘Local Rebellion’!

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TVBedtimeAlarm3AM

Media, waking up, TV, Technology, Nostalgia

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild ride through a land of pure madness and chaos! Imagine waking up in the game to a blaring alarm at 3am, but instead of the emergency broadcast system, it’s just a bunch of chickens clucking in your ear! And don’t even get me started on the TV – it’s always on, but instead of boring shows, it’s playing epic battles between giant creepers and tiny villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the zombies and skeletons have dance parties instead of attacking you. And the best part? The only way to survive is by building a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and unicorn tears. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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