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EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

Anime, Crap, crap show, cringe, dbz, embarrassed, EmbarrassedCraft, Fans, lol, OG Gundam, Oreigaru, quotes, Rent a Girlfriend, second hand embarrassment, shows, younger days

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Animals Bred:	105	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

Adventure, battle, Chud, ChudCraft, courage, CREEPERS, danceoff, dark forces, destiny, Epic, FANTASY, Hero, Kingdom, legend, Magic, mythical creatures, Prophecy, Quest, Redemption, Resist, sword, The Troonslayer, triumph, warrior

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crops Grown:	2110
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)

Allowed, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, domestic terrorism, extremism, Game, hate crimes, hate groups, killing, mental health, patriotism, people, racial tensions, racial violence, radical ideologies, radicalization, Ricecels, Samurai, societal issues, Terrorism, terrorists, violence, western culture, White, white people, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	3330	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!

NekoCraft – Where Japanese indie vtubers mine and create chaos in pixelated worlds!

#youtube, 2views, Attention, CATALOG, Chaos, Community, Create, hopeful, independent, indie, japanese, NekoCraft, Niche, Obscure, Oshis, pixelated, Platform, Shill, Small, small companies, Thread, Video, Vtubers, worlds

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Emeralds Found:	6870
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to Lumia! The most obscure and hopeful Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Are you tired of the mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because /indie/ is here to save the day!

Join us on Lumia and shill your most obscure oshis! Save all the 2views and platform smaller companies beyond the scope of the catalog. We’re all about supporting the underdogs in the Minecraft world!

Previous players have reported finding rare diamonds in the most unexpected places, encountering mysterious creatures that no one has ever seen before, and even stumbling upon secret hidden realms filled with untold treasures. Who knows what adventures await you on Lumia?

So come join us on Lumia and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs mainstream when you can have indie? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

acceptance, blocky, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, Gaming Community, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, McBlockface, minority voices, mvp, Numbers, online harassment, real, representation, Server, sexism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Transgender, transgender rights, video games, WOMAN

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of trans women who have taken over the gaming world and are here to slay (literally). So if you’re looking for a server where you can be your fabulous self and conquer virtual worlds with style, look no further. Join us now and let’s show the world that trans women can dominate in videogames too!

Minecraft Madness: The Mandingo Edition

Alternate Reality, apocalyptic prophecy, Attack, cern, Conspiracy Theory, countdown, Edition, future prediction, global events, impending doom., impending threat, iran, madness, Mandingo, Mandingo Effect, Minecraft, Rumors, scientific experiments, speculation, time manipulation, Timeline, uncertainty, Warning, world news

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4188
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Items Found:	7826
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the timeline! Join us as we navigate through crazy events like Iran threatening to attack in 48 hours. Who knows, maybe CERN changed the timeline again and this is all just a glitch in the matrix. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast building and surviving with us before the world potentially ends in 2 days. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some apocalyptic fun!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Join the DDG Crew for Epic Adventures!

Adventures, Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, CREW, dd2, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, Epic, Join, madness, Minecraft, patch notes, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, pawns, previous cycle, Skills, Steam page, survey, Wiki

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mines Excavated:	2375
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so back, bros, you won’t believe it! We’re like a time machine taking you back to the golden age of Minecraft.

2. We have an official Capcom survey… for some reason. Who knows, maybe they’ll drop some exclusive Minecraft skins for us to enjoy.

3. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em! Stay up to date on all the latest changes in our Minecraft world, because you never know when they’ll nerf the diamond pickaxe.

4. Ever heard of Dragon’s Dogma 2? Yeah, neither have we. But we have a whole section dedicated to it on our server. Who knows, maybe we’ll build a giant pawn tower in honor of it.

5. Want your pawn hired? Of course you do! Join our server and become the pawn master, with pawns for hire as far as the eye can see.

6. And let’s not forget about our wiki. Need to know how to craft a diamond chestplate? Check the wiki. Want to know the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon? Check the wiki. Need a good laugh? Check the wiki, because we’ve got some hilarious memes in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the most insane, hilarious, and epic community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyToilets: Where Germans design toilets and we craft the funniest adventures!

Adventures, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom decorum, bathroom habits, cleanliness, Craft, CraftyToilets, Cultural differences, design, FUNNIEST, German culture, German customs, German Engineering, Germans, hygiene, poop examination, public health, sanitation, toilet design, toilet etiquette, toilet functionality, toilet inspection, toilet technology, toilets, Waste Disposal, waste disposal practices, waste management

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Chimeras Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ores Mined:	8119	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old toilets that just whisk away your business without giving you a chance to really appreciate it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have toilets specially designed for Germans so they can get up close and personal with their poop before sending it on its way. Join us for the ultimate poop inspection experience!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs. Join us and become part of this epic adventure as you ride your trusty pig steed into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. That’s right, diamonds! Join us and become the richest player on the server as you harvest these precious gems from the enchanted forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Crafty Lia’s Pixel Playground

Crafty, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Japan trip, LIA, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lias, love Lia, never watch other girls., new outfit, new t-shirt, original song, phase connect, Phase Wars 2, PIXEL, Playground, RinkouAshelia, Shinkansen 0, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions, VTL Academy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe, where only the most elite gamers are allowed to enter! This server is so top-secret, even girls are banned (sorry ladies, no entry for you)! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our fearless leader, Lia Liker, is a gaming goddess who will guide you through the most epic quests and challenges. She’s like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and summoning dragons with just a flick of her wrist. Plus, she’s got a new t-shirt for sale that will make you look cooler than a polar bear in shades.

But that’s not all – get ready for Phase Wars 2, the most intense battle royale you’ve ever seen. Lia is also working on a brand new outfit and an original song that will blow your mind in 2024. And don’t forget, she’ll be taking a break to travel to Japan and recharge her gaming batteries.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the epic saga that is Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse. Just remember, only Lia can truly love you – all other girls are just NPCs in the game of life. Let’s do this!

FairyCraft: Where Every Day is Fairy Friday!

Day, enchanted beings, Fairy, fairy characters, fairy dust, fairy fridaypost, fairy godmother, fairy magic, fairy realm, fairy tales, fairy wings, fairy world, FairyCraft, fairyland, FANTASY, folklore, FRIDAY, magical beings, magical creatures, mystical creatures, mythical creatures, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	898692
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s Fairy Friday every day! That’s right, we have a whole bunch of fairy characters running around causing mischief and spreading glitter everywhere. Join us for a magical experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fairy Queen, who grants wishes to all players who can find her hidden castle. Rumor has it that she once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun. So come join us and see if you can earn a wish from the Fairy Queen herself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing fairies. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fairy fun begin!