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TrashPiece Minecraft Server

Anime, anticipation, Character development, DISAPPOINTING, fan backlash, filler chapters, Hiatus, hype phase, lackluster, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, one piece, Plot, sea level rising, Server, slow pacing, storytelling, Trash, TrashPiece, underwhelming, Vegapunk, world-building

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Animals Bred:	86
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring storylines in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has the most outrageous plot twists you’ll ever experience! Forget about sea levels rising, we’ve got flying pigs taking over the land and turning everything into bacon! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who needs Vegapunk when you can have flying bacon? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Quests Minecraft Server

achievement, addiction recovery, challenge, Character development, discipline, Gamers, Gaming, goal-setting, habits, lifestyle change, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, nofap, perseverance, personal development, pixelated, progress, Quests, Real Life RPG, self improvement, self-control, Server, transformation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server where we have turned nofap into a gaming experience like no other. That’s right, every day you resist the urge to masturbate is like gaining XP points in a real-life RPG. Bossfights against urgewaves will test your willpower, and reaching milestones is like leveling up in the game of life.

But be warned, if you have an involuntary emission, it’s game over and you’ll have to start all over again. Are you ready to become the ultimate nofap warrior and conquer your urges like never before? Join us on our server and let the epic journey begin!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

adjustment period, audible fight, baby sleeping, BabyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, heated argument, household rules, in-laws, infant son, living arrangements, Minecraft, neutral tone, parenting, Respect, screaming matches, self-sufficiency, Server, states away

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3235	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your in-laws and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us for epic battles and adventures as you navigate through the craziness of family life. Just like in real life, you may encounter screaming matches and heated arguments, but this time you can just block them out with a simple /mute command.

Create your own house in our virtual world and never have to worry about being shushed by your in-laws again. And if things get too intense, just remember – it’s just a game, not real life!

So come join us on our server and let’s escape the chaos together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and survive – all while avoiding the in-laws!

WifeBudgetCleanerCraft

aita, bills, children, Chores, compromise, education, Emergencies, financial abuse, hiring a cleaning service, house maintenance, list, mow the lawn, Retirement, savings, SPLIT, stay at home mom, Vacations, wife’s budget, WifeBudgetCleanerCraft, Yardwork

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of doing all the work in your household while still providing for your family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where your virtual chores are limited to building epic structures and mining for resources.

On our server, you can hire virtual cleaning services to take care of all your in-game messes, leaving you with more time to explore and conquer. No need to split your hard-earned diamonds with anyone – it’s all yours to keep!

And if anyone dares to call you an “asshole” or “financially abusive” for trying to find a fair compromise, just block them in-game and continue on your quest for virtual greatness. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind!

BS Craft Minecraft Server

absurd cliches, annoying phrases, BS saying, Cliches, Craft, empty phrases, empty words, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated sayings, meaningless cliches, meaningless quotes, Minecraft, nonsensical quotes, nonsensical sayings, overused phrases, pointless phrases, ridiculous expressions, ridiculous sayings, senseless quotes, Server, trite expressions, worthless sayings

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Animals Bred:	131
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server in existence – join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

MineCraftLoveStory

blind date, chance encounter, Connection, destiny, fate, first date, happily ever after, long term relationship, Love at first sight, love story, Meeting, MinecraftLoveStory, mutual friends, online dating, partner, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, Significant Other, soulmate, unexpected

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	7263	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of trying to find love in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and meet your significant other in the most epic way possible! Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a player comes up to you and asks if you want to team up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Little did you know, that player would end up being your soulmate! Who needs dating apps when you have a Minecraft server full of potential partners just waiting to be discovered? Join now and find love in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

CraftyRapeEscape Minecraft Server

abortion, controversy, CraftyRapeEscape, empowerment, Healthcare, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, Incest, Justice, law, legalization, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pregnancy, rape, reproductive rights, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, Trauma, uae, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest laws like allowing abortion in rape and incest cases! we are all about breaking boundaries and pushing the limits, just like when we built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit!

our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have regular events like “build a giant statue of a potato” and “survive the zombie apocalypse with only a wooden sword”.

if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, then this is the server for you. plus, our admins are always online to help out with any issues, like when someone accidentally turned their house into a giant block of cheese.

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this madcap world of minecraft madness!

PutinCraft: Boris’s Lies & Farage’s Parrots

boris johnson, Boriss, brexit, Conflict, conservative party, Diplomacy, european union, extremism, far right, Farage, Farages, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Lies, Misinformation, parrots, Politics, Propaganda, putin, PutinCraft, uk, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine if boris johnson and nigel farage were minecraft characters, fighting over who gets the last porkchop in the village. it’s like a political showdown but in blocky pixel form. join us and witness the drama unfold as these two politicians battle it out in the world of minecraft. who will come out on top? who will build the biggest wall? find out on our server, where anything can happen, even boris johnson calling out farage for parroting putin’s lies. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the chaos!

FenwayFundsNeeded

1980s, American Midwest, baseball, Beer, believability, cornfield, cost, dreams, family, FANTASY, father-son relationship, Fenway, FenwayFundsNeeded, Field of Dreams, hot dog, iowa, kevin costner, Nostalgia, Ray Kinsella, Shoeless Joe Jackson, sports movie

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	489	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, u can build a house made outta diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie chickens. And get dis, the admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on a jukebox. Plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. So come on, what u waiting for? Join da madness now!

PreggoStressPubertyFun

Boys, child development, childhood health, early development, early puberty, gender differences, Girls, health consequences, hormonal changes, long-term effects, maternal health, maternal stress, MOTHERS, PreggoStressPubertyFun, prenatal care, prenatal stress, puberty onset, puberty timing, reproductive health, stress during pregnancy, stress impact

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

yo, u ever heard of a server where if ur mom was stressed when she was preggo with u, u enter puberty earlier? well, welcome to our wacky minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of early puberty! imagine mining for diamonds while dealing with hormonal mood swings and sudden growth spurts. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least u get to experience serious health consequences later in life in a virtual world! join us for a puberty party like no other, where every block u break brings u one step closer to adulthood. puberty never looked so pixelated!