Cosmic Understanding MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

intellectual growth, Magic, knowledge, boundless-opportunities, wisdom

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

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UniVerseCraft

theoretical physics, Cosmic Consciousness, metaphysics, reflections, cosmic perspective

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis crazy minecraft server where da universe is all messed up and u gotta navigate through different dimensions and structures to survive? well, let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado of chaos and madness.

imagine spawning in a world where gravity is upside down and u gotta build ur house on the ceiling. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a dimension where everything is made of candy and u gotta fight off evil gummy bears to survive.

but wait, there’s more! u might even come across a realm where time moves backwards and u gotta figure out how to walk backwards to progress. it’s like a puzzle game on steroids, but with creepers and zombies trying to eat ur brains.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-twisting adventure, then join us on dis server and see if u can handle the reflections on the potential multistructure of the Universe. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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ChunkyCraft SMP

ChunkyCraft, self esteem, weight discrimination, hurtful words, societal pressure

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic weight loss challenge ever! Like, we have a special plugin that makes your Minecraft character gain weight every time you eat a virtual cake in the game. And then, the more weight you gain, the slower you move and jump in the game. It’s like real life but in Minecraft, isn’t that crazy?!

And get this, if you reach a certain weight limit, your character will explode into a million pieces and you have to start all over again. It’s like the Hunger Games but with weight loss, I can’t even deal with how intense it is.

So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate weight loss challenge in Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally shut up all those haters who keep calling you fat in the game chat. Let’s do this, gamers!

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CraftyCompliments

Compliment, unexpected, UNUSUAL, peculiar, odd

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard in your life.

Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a potato and someone comes up to you and says, “Wow, your potato looks so lifelike, I almost tried to eat it!” Or maybe you’re exploring a creepy cave and someone tells you, “Your courage is so inspiring, I bet even the creepers are scared of you!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Competition, where players battle it out to see who can come up with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments. Trust us, you’ve never heard anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to be showered with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever received. Who knows, you might even walk away with a compliment so strange, it becomes your new favorite!

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CraftyRadicalsRPVP

digital influence, Violent extremism, Southport murders, Hate Speech, social media

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from the craziness of da real world and build ur own virtual paradise! Forget about online radicalization, we only promote radical building skills here! Plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from any Southport murders (jk jk, we keep it safe here)! So grab ur pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!

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ForgetfulCraft: Dementia Edition

older adults, Hispanic population, minority health, healthcare disparities, Diagnosis

so like, u know how like, old people sometimes forget stuff and like, they don’t even know they got demenshia? well, on this server, u can forget stuff and not even know it too! join now and be part of the 85% of mexican americans who are like, totally clueless about their demenshia diagnosis! it’s like, a whole new level of forgetfulness, but in a fun and wacky minecraft world! come join us and lose your mind in the best way possible!

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EuroCraft: BBC Edition 1.20.2

European sluts, racism, controversial topics, european union, immigration

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a wild party where European sluts are building stuff to service the dicks of savage black and Muslim migrants! And it all starts with this German slut, like, whoa! It’s gonna be the craziest adventure ever, man! So, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to build and service, bro! Let’s do this!

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ParentalPwnage

Meal, parents, family, Cake, resort

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten birthday child in your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the birthday celebration you deserve! Join us and experience a virtual world where every day is your birthday!

On our server, you’ll be showered with gifts and attention, just like your sister-in-law on her first Indian family birthday. We’ll have professional decorators, custom cakes, and even a virtual resort for you to enjoy. And don’t worry, your parents will finally take a day off to spend with you, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!

So, if you’re tired of feeling like the forgotten sibling, join our Minecraft server and let us show you the birthday love you’ve been missing out on. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that actually cares about your special day? Join now and let the celebrations begin!

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FicoCraftEUexitLOL

european politics, Politics, Slovakia, Government, FicoCraftEUexitLOL

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF SLOVAK LEADER FICO DECIDED TO LEAVE THE EU AND START HIS OWN BLOCKY NATION. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BLOCK-BUILDING FUN AND WATCH AS FICO TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS AND ENDERMAN. OPPOSITION SAYS IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, SO COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

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CraftyViralVax – Reducing Dementia Risk

viral infections, Analysis, 130 million people, Prevention, public health

so like, u know how u always forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a memory booster for ur brain! we did a big study with like 130 million people and found out that if u take antibiotics, antivirals, and vaccines, u have less chance of getting dementia! so like, come join our server and keep ur brain sharp while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers! who knew that saving the world in minecraft could also save ur brain?! join now and become a dementia-fighting hero!

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