Cosmic Timeline MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Tax Day Universe PFOA Limit

PFOA, time measurement, cosmic timeline, water quality, Universe

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the age of the universe, then look no further! Our server has a PFOA contamination limit that’s so high, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a villager trying to trade with a zombie. Our community is as tight-knit as a diamond pickaxe and as welcoming as a warm lava bath.

So come on down to our server and experience the most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Server IP: taxday.ageofuniverse.epamaxcontaminationlimit.About.xxx

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Starlight Shuffle

Cosmic Awareness, Wonder, cosmic timeline, Earth, Astronomy

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO OUTER SPACE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY OUT OF THIS WORLD!

IMAGINE BUILDING A HOUSE ON A FLOATING ISLAND MADE OF COTTON CANDY, WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY THAT EVEN THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON’T APPLY HERE.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A GIANT CHICKEN OR A TALKING LLAMA. WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A TALKING LLAMA, AMIRITE?

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH TO CONVINCE YOU, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE LAND. IT’S LIKE A BIZARRO WORLD WHERE NOTHING MAKES SENSE, BUT IT’S TOTALLY AWESOME.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST RIDICULOUS ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

Live, TANK, Clips, smp, PreSeason

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

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Noob Haven Minecraft Server

TRILLIONS, Anonymity, no trails, Matches, privacy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

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Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Bowel Movements, Epic, gross humor, bathroom humor, Caca

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

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Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

walk around town, Crafty, get a massage, Make Out, american culture

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

smp, Diversity, hiring practices, Workplace, communist DEI hire

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

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VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

BUILD, Server, Updates, bunes, Fun

185.219.84.39:24345

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, long tail tags, 87954647, Crafty, previous

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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Country Boy Minecraft SMP

Thoughts, perspective, Country, Reflection, critique

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

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