cosmic timeline – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Tax Day Universe PFOA Limit
age of the universe, astronomical scale, cosmic timeline, Day, Environmental Protection Agency, EPA, Limit, Maximum Contamination Limit, PFOA, pollution control, Tax, tax day, tax deadline, tax filing, tax preparation, Tax season, time measurement, time ratio, Universe, universe age, water contamination, water quality, water supplies
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the age of the universe, then look no further! Our server has a PFOA contamination limit that’s so high, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!
Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a villager trying to trade with a zombie. Our community is as tight-knit as a diamond pickaxe and as welcoming as a warm lava bath.
So come on down to our server and experience the most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Server IP: taxday.ageofuniverse.epamaxcontaminationlimit.About.xxx

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Starlight Shuffle
Astronomy, celestial bodies, Cosmic, Cosmic Awareness, cosmic insignificance, cosmic perspective, cosmic timeline, Distance, Earth, Existence, Light, night sky, Observation, perspective, Phenomenon, Shuffle, Starlight, Stars, Time, Universe, vast majority, Wonder
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO OUTER SPACE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY OUT OF THIS WORLD!
IMAGINE BUILDING A HOUSE ON A FLOATING ISLAND MADE OF COTTON CANDY, WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY THAT EVEN THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON’T APPLY HERE.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A GIANT CHICKEN OR A TALKING LLAMA. WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A TALKING LLAMA, AMIRITE?
AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH TO CONVINCE YOU, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE LAND. IT’S LIKE A BIZARRO WORLD WHERE NOTHING MAKES SENSE, BUT IT’S TOTALLY AWESOME.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST RIDICULOUS ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
Anime, animeonly, best, better, Danda, Dandadan, Dans, Epic, episode 1, long tail tags, Minecraft, Season, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

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L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P
adopted daughter, DAUGHTER, fall in love, Father, father and daughter, leon, love, Matilde, Movie, Producers, relationship, SAVED, sex, Story, strange, thinking, weirdos, Wonder, wrong
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!
Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

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BabyCraft Minecraft Server
baby, BabyCraft, Beliefs, children, Christian, Commitment, common ground, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Divorce, family, foundation, long-term commitment, Marriage, Minecraft, readiness, relationship, Server, single parent, toxic relationships, VALUES
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).
Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.
So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

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SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
beneficiaries, breadwinner, children, cop, family, full-time, Grief, hypothetical, income, Job, life insurance, Marriage, Rude, selfish, Siblings, SibSplitLifeInsureCraft, single mom, Support, unreasonable, widowed mother
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!
Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!
Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

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VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
#Intention, Accountability, AMBITION, aspiration, broken commitment, determination, Disappointment, dream, Failure, Goal, Minecraft, missed opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, procrastination, regret, resolution, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, unfulfilled promise, Vow, VowNeverDoneIt, wish
Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness
1am, 1PM, anxiety, creepycraft, Darkness, Day, eerie, fear, fear of the unknown, insomnia, late night, madness, midnight, night, nighttime activities, normal, Routine, Schedule, Sleep, Terrifying, Time, unsettling
Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

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Butterfly Wings Server
butterfly, butterfly effect, cause and effect, chaos theory, dangerous weapon, delicate balance, earth’s dangers, environmental destruction, environmental impact, fragile creatures, fragile ecosystems, global consequences, interconnected world, nature’s power, powerful symbolism, ripple effect, Server, significant impact, small actions, unpredictable outcomes, Wings
Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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Mall Whore Minecraft Server
compulsive shopper, consumer culture, consumerism, fashion junkie, fashion lover, fashionista, impulse buying, Mall, mall rat, mallaholic, mallwhore, materialistic, Minecraft, retail addict, retail addiction, retail junkie, retail obsession, retail therapy, retail therapy addict, Server, Shopaholic, shopping addict, shopping spree, whore
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

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One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP
Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, Eiichiro Oda, emotional, ending, Epic, Fans, Finale, Grand Line, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pieces, pirate king, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, theories
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!
Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

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ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach
Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain
Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!
Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?
Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

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