Cosmic Existence MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Touching Universe Craft

universal touch, Unity, oneness, Universe, interconnection

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

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Earth²Craft

infinite universe, Alternate timelines, Multiverse, Alternate Realities, cosmic existence

so like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could like, travel to different universes and find a version of yourself in each one. like, there could be a universe where you’re a potato or a universe where you’re a superhero.

join our server and explore the infinite possibilities of the multiverse. maybe you’ll find a universe where pigs can fly or where diamonds grow on trees. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

plus, our server has the best parties in all the universes. we’re talking giant blocky dance floors, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and unlimited cake. you won’t want to miss out on the wildest parties this side of the nether.

so come on down to our server and see what kind of wacky adventures await you in the multiverse. who knows, you might even run into a version of yourself who’s a professional llama herder or a pirate with a parrot made out of redstone. the possibilities are endless, just like the universes themselves.

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4D Vision: Beyond Cubes

2D vision, mind-bending questions, abstract thinking, cosmic existence, parallel universes

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 4D beings building in 3D!! watch as they create mind-bending structures that will make your brain explode in a good way. who needs boring old 2D when you can experience the next level of minecraft madness. join now and see the world in a whole new dimension, literally. plus, our pigs can fly and our creepers tell jokes. what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

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StardustCraft – Pondering Pixels

grand scheme, cosmic existence, pixels, universe pondering, Cosmic

yo, u ever wonder if we’re just like, stardust chillin in the universe, thinkin bout why we here? well, on this server, we take that cosmic stardust energy and turn it into EPIC minecraft adventures!

join us and u can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and maybe even find the legendary chicken who lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing).

we got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush, so get ready for some wild times. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. true story.

so come on over to our server and let’s show the universe that even stardust can kick some serious blocky butt!

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Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

top seasons, TV show episodes, best TV seasons, top rated TV seasons, TV show ranking

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

Server, toxic masculinity, self improvement, Loneliness, Frustrated

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

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Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

MAKEMAKEMAKE, TSUYOGARU GIRL, make, TSUYOGARU GAARU, Gaaru

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

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Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

VERDANT, Humus, arknights, paprika, akg

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

1 billion dollars, long-term wealth, club, government spending, investing

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

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Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

long-term effects, Server, Rehabilitation, Drugs, alcohol

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

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