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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8414 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9296 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 80 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s legal troubles? Look no further!
Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!
