cosign Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	6
Animals Bred:	95	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

BailCraft: No Co-signing Required!

addict, addiction, Bail, BailCraft, bondsman, Boundaries, consequences, cosign, cosigning, Decision making, Drugs, family, family gatherings, felony charges, fentanyl, financial issues, Guilt, parole, Prison, required, Respect, Sobriety, squatting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Potions Brewed:	131	Dragon Eggs Found:	801
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5137	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s legal troubles? Look no further!

Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.

Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!

MisogynyCraft Server

Abuse, controversial, degrading, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., funny, gender inequality, HARMFUL, humor, hurtful, inappropriate, inappropriate jokes, insensitivity, Misogyny, MisogynyCraft, mistreatment, offensive, Server, sexism, Social Issues, UNACCEPTABLE, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for the most outrageous and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the fanciest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always up for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the infamous Pirate Steve, who buried his loot somewhere on the server years ago.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC SMP

acceptance, alienation, Community, Connection, friendship, hobbies, inclusion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting women, outcast, Outsider, rejection, single men, smp, Social Interaction, social life, socializing, Support, Understanding, WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of being treated like a pariah just because you’re single? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being a lone wolf is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our server, where we welcome all the single players with open arms!

Join us and become part of a community where being single is not a curse, but a superpower! Build your own empire without having to worry about sharing resources with a partner. No more awkward conversations with couples who only talk about their relationship drama – here, you can focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world!

We have insane stories of single players who have risen to greatness on our server. From building massive castles to taming dragons, the possibilities are endless when you’re flying solo. So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being single in Minecraft is the ultimate power move!

CleanSisClash Minecraft Server

aita, Chores, cleaning, CleanSisClash, Confrontation, DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2, family drama, family dynamics, house cleaning, Minecraft, moving out, mowing the lawn, organization, Resentment, self improvement, Server, sibling rivalry, sister conflict, splatoon 3, vacuuming, video games, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of being called a “fat loser son” by your sister behind your back? Do you want to show her who the real winner is? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the biggest, baddest castle in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have a safe space to escape from the haters, but you’ll also get to participate in epic in-game events like the “Festival of Universes” and “Splatfest.” Show off your skills and prove to everyone that you are a true gaming legend.

And if that’s not enough, how about some family drama to spice things up? Clean the virtual house, organize the virtual fridge, and mow the virtual lawn to earn some peace and quiet while you game. Your family may not appreciate it, but hey, at least you’ll have a clean house in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the games begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show your sister who the real loser is. 😉

HangryCraft

asking before cooking, Communication, Cooking, Etiquette, Experiment, family traditions, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, hungry partner, making food, making meals, meal preparation, meal sharing, misunderstanding, Moving, pasta, Pomodoro sauce, relationship, sharing, Tofu

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	859	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this tofu-loving couple. Will you remember to ask your fellow players if they want a portion of your virtual BBQ tofu before you start cooking? Or will you risk the wrath of hungry gamers who demand their fair share of the Pomodoro sauce?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of making meals twice in a day without saving any for your partner, just like a true Minecraft masterchef. And remember, in our world, it’s normal to ask before you start crafting that next meal – unless you want to face the consequences of hangry players!

So come on over and join our server for a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about sharing and caring in the world of Minecraft – or you might end up in a virtual food fight that will go down in server history!

NikkeiCraft: Bear Market Madness

Asian Markets, Bear, bear market, economic indicators, Economy, financial crisis, financial news, global economy, Investments, Japan, madness, market, market analysis, market correction, market trends, market volatility, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, Stock Rout, Trading

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Towns Built:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

lol u kno wat u need when u sad about stocks? MINECRAFT SERVER. come join us and forget all ur worries about bear markets and stuff. we got creepers blowin up ur problems, zombies eatin ur financial stress, and skeletons shootin ur worries away.

our server is like a magical place where u can build ur dream house out of virtual blocks and pretend like u rich in a world where diamonds are more valuable than stocks.

join us and u will never have to worry about ur portfolio again, cuz u will be too busy mining for gold and fighting off dragons. plus, our community is so lit, u will make friends who will have ur back even when ur stocks are down.

so come on, forget about japan’s stock rout and enter a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds u can find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CityLifeCraft

Adventure, city life, CityLifeCraft, closed-mindedness, comfort zone, culture, Diversity, expanding horizons, Experience, Exploration, familiarity, fear of change, fear of the unknown, Neighborhood, new experiences, personal growth, Routine, small town mentality, stepping outside, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Emeralds Found:	5794
Buildings Constructed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Animals Bred:	191	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

come join our minecraft server and escape the mundane life of being stuck in your boring city or neighborhood. on our server, you can explore endless lands, build epic castles, and even ride unicorns into battle.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding…or are we?).

our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of eggs.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the edge of the map where you’ll find a portal to the land of dancing creepers. they throw the best parties in all of minecraft, trust us.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you have a world full of diamond chickens and dancing creepers?

Souls, Mods, and Whitelists, Oh My! Welcome to Soulmc!

24/7, banned, bug free, bugs, Cheaters, Community, developers, Dupes, Fun, java script, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new players, Plugins, recruiter, Server, SoulMC, Souls, unfair advantages, Welcoming, Whitelist, Whitelists, Wholesome

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	9820
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Soulmc <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/wmxt/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview

Server Name	Soulmc Minecraft Server
Established	2023
Developers	6+
Custom Plugins	Yes

Why Choose Us?

We offer a bug-free and fair gaming experience with experienced developers and a welcoming community.

How to Join?

Contact our recruiter on Discord at smokelover_ to get whitelisted and start playing on our server.

Strict Rules

1. No Cheaters
2. No Griefers
3. Do not ruin other players’ experience

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Contact our recruiter on Discord at smokelover_ to get whitelisted.

Q: Are there any strict rules on the server?

A: Yes, cheating, griefing, and ruining other players’ experience are strictly prohibited.

Q: Are there any bugs or unfair advantages on the server?

A: Our experienced developers ensure that there are no bugs or unfair advantages on our server.

FrenchFury Minecraft Server

Anglo, Behavior, comparison, cucks, Cultural differences, culture, Differences, emasculation, Fly, French, FrenchFury, Masculinity, Minecraft, Nationalities, Perception, pride, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Weak

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4824
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak anglo cucks in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the French! Our players are all skilled warriors who will never let anyone push them around. Plus, rumor has it that our secret weapon is a baguette that can summon an army of beret-wearing minions to do our bidding. So come join us and show those anglo cucks who’s boss! Vive la France!

Minecraft SMP: RWBYTrashPTSD2807

discussion, E-Celebs, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, ptsd, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBY Thread, RWBYTrashPTSD2807, Scarletverse Thread, Ships, smp, spam posts, Trash General, viz media

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crops Grown:	2813	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

🌟 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can argue about RWBY all day long without anyone telling you it’s good? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for RWBY lovers and haters alike to come together and duke it out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict rule against discussing ships, porn, E-Celebs, or IRL politics because who needs that drama in their virtual world? And if you see any spam posts, just report them and ignore the haters. Don’t believe their lies, trust us, we’re the real deal.

In our latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!), but fear not, all RT content and some RWBY content can now be found at rtarchive.org. And if that wasn’t wild enough, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP where Patch will rise again and the madness never ends. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wacky world? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮🤪

DinnerFoodDrama Minecraft Server

aita, another store, autism, breakfast foods, CEREAL, cheaper deals, Cheese, DinnerFoodDrama, family conflict, food shopping, Fruit, grocery shopping, Guava, individual shopping, meat, mind reading powers, Minecraft, neurotypical, not buying dinner food, oat milk, online shopping, ran out, Server, sister, stock up, texted mom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Meat Monster, a creature made entirely out of meat that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Meat Monster and claim victory?

Join now for a truly bizarre and unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even shopping for meat without being told!