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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3139 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 471254 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.
So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.