| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1232 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8824 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8763 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6131 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 8234 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9281 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8111 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 661 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8770 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5899 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 196 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 4089 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1568 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
