come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than marine le pen’s eyebrows! we are investigating all the illicit financing in the 2022 vote…jk we are just building epic castles and trolling noobs. come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decision making. who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? let’s make minecraft great again…or at least more entertaining than french politics.
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PenCraft2022: Minecraft Madness
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MarineCraft2022FundsScandal
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got marine le pen gettin hit by shock probe into 2022 presidential campaign funding like whaaaat. come join us and see all the crazy drama unfold as we build and survive together. plus, our admins are all secretly aliens who will give u special powers if u join. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!
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CraftyBoeingFraud
so like, this server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story. one time, a player built a roller coaster so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. and get this, the villagers actually started a revolution against the oppressive iron golems. it was chaos, but in a totally awesome way.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of diamonds and enchanted golden apples? yeah, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in pixel form.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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DarkHumane Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the darkest side of humanity as players battle it out in epic PvP battles, build insane structures, and unleash chaos upon the land.Ever seen a player build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of TNT? Or watched as a group of players formed a cult worshipping a chicken? On our server, anything is possible! Join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness the true depths of human creativity and insanity all in one place? Join us and prepare to be amazed, horrified, and most importantly, entertained. See you in the game!
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GazaGriefCraft
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story about how the players had to fight off a horde of evil zombies to protect their precious diamonds. it was, like, intense, man.and, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was, like, totally insane, bro.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players formed a secret society and tried to take over the server with their mind-blowing redstone contraptions. it was, like, a total war zone, dude.
so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy adventure, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the coolest place to be in the Minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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HungerGamesMC: BeatTheGazans
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world like these poor gazans getting beat by hamas terrorists for just trying to get some food. on our server, u can build ur own paradise and never worry about getting beat up for stealing some virtual bread. plus, our admins are like superheroes who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE VATICAN BUT WITH MINECRAFT AND NO LYING ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEALS HAHAHA. JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BISHOP, BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY CHURCHES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE PAPAL ARMIES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MINECRAFT CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SHH DON’T TELL ANYONE. ALSO, OUR DISCORD IS LIT AF, WE HAVE KARAOKE NIGHTS AND MINECRAFT SKIN FASHION SHOWS. COME JOIN THE HOLY MADNESS, PRAISE THE BLOCKS! 🙏🤣🔥
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Taxpayer Travel Lodge
join our epic minecraft server and experience the wild adventures of senator fatima payman! she charges taxpayers $310 a night to stay at her own $450,000 investment property in canberra, but in our server, she’s just a blocky character trying to build her dream mansion! watch as she navigates through creeper-infested forests and battles zombie politicians to claim her rightful place as the ruler of the land! join now for a chance to witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of minecraft!
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BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun
so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!
so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.